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Melissa retweeted
Jun 14
"When you're older, you'll understand everything"
Me, older and understanding nothing:
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Sorry I’ve had enough of these tube strikes. A REAL STRIKE would be open the barriers. Make TFL lose money because that’s all they care about anyway. The strikes only inconvenience the people who use the service and are not blocking your money like come on
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Melissa retweeted
May 15
how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine
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not only did london go through all four seasons today i think we invented a couple more
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May 8
if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
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May 8
he was on to something
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May 3
"why have they been hanging around for so long" probably cuz my train was delayed almost an hour
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Apr 24
how i feel after deleting my story after my other personality saw it and didn't like it
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a vida eh linda quando vc se da conta de que nao precisa criar vinculo romantico com todas as pessoas que se relaciona casualmente
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Melissa retweeted
Apr 22
adhd is so funny because even when you're in a rush in the morning, you spend about five minutes searching for a YouTube video to play while getting ready.
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do u know how dangerous i’d be if i could finish things i start
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Melissa retweeted
Apr 21
Tube workers on 70k are striking
Leaving minimum wage workers unable to go to work and put food on the table or having to fork out for taxis that cost Double their hourly wage
‘For the workers’ my arse
Greedy greedy greedy
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Melissa retweeted
Apr 16
unfortunately i am the perfect victim for lovebombing because someone falling in love with me within 2 weeks seems very reasonable to me
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Apr 12
average journey home from London night out
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Apr 7
sun is out over canary wharf and all is forgiven. the £9 commute. the £8 pints. the £2,500 rent for a one bed in zone 2. none of it matters today. london has you in a chokehold the second the sky turns blue.
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Melissa retweeted
Apr 6
Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Apr 6
How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days?
Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?
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Melissa retweeted
Apr 6
How the fuck does anyone have time to do anything
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"1 follower isn't a lot" imagine a guy following you in the street
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