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I'm hype I got my twitter back.. bout to give out 5-10 private advance links to the #BringBackWeedSpots EP today
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This profoundly incorrect statement inspired me to make a new graph. This shows primary deficits from 1790-2054. The orange line shows what would happen without the Bush tax cuts, TCJA, and OBBBA. If not for the 21st century tax cuts, we wouldn't have a fiscal gap.
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The regressive, deficit-increasing tax cut is a much smaller part of the overall problem than spending under Obama and Biden. I opposed both Trump's tax cuts, but they can't really explain where we are now.
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Geoffrey Hinton, who is known as the godfather of AI, used his 2024 Nobel Prize acceptance speech not to celebrate his creation but to warn humanity of its risks: “AI is already being used by authoritarian governments for mass surveillance. In the near future, AI will be used to create new viruses and lethal weapons that decide by themselves who to kill or maim. There is also a long-term existential threat that will arise…We now have evidence that AI created by companies motivated by short-term profits will not prioritize the safety of humanity. We need research on how to prevent these AI beings from taking control. They are no longer science fiction.” When the pioneer of AI is warning humanity about the existential dangers of his own creation it’s time not just to listen, but to take action by stopping the one thing the billionaires need to power the dystopian AI world they’re trying to create: Data Centers.
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No, you do NOT pick the shotgun lol Shotgun has limited ammo and is useless without it. Baseball bat has no sharp end and is only good as a weapon. Chainsaw requires fuel which is hard to come by. You want the axe. The axe is multipurpose. It can be used to pry open boxes, chop down doors/trees for firewood AND it can be used as a weapon. Welcome to Zombienomics 101.
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this guy's cooking actually. unemotional economic analysis about franchise and corporate parent joint incentives delivered in a hilarious emotional fashion

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🚨WHAT A SCAM "but hes not taking his presidential salary"
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🚨 BREAKING: Accidental DOJ document leak reveals the real motive behind why Trump held on to classified docs after leaving office, and we're not surprised. Internal memos show Trump’s primary driver for hoarding top-secret files was his own business interests. One doc was so sensitive it was limited to just SIX people. He didn't just keep them—he allegedly leveraged our national security for personal profit.
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The SAVE Act is dead Just like Trump’s presidency
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If the gop wins the midterms, it is 110% obvious theyve been the ones cheating and rigging all along.
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Today, I exposed an unredacted email that clearly shows Trump has been lying about his connections to Jeffrey Epstein. There's no reason this should have been redacted, which is exactly why I showed it. Pam Bondi and Donald Trump: The gig is up. Release all the files. Now.
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Even using the right wing conservative Heritage Foundation’s research, there is no justification for Trump's SAVE Act. It is voter suppression, designed for the insidious purpose of staying in power regardless of what the majority of American voters want. But the Republicans have to dress the SAVE Act up as if it is preserving "election integrity." Those are lies - don't fall for it. #ProtectOurVote
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🧨 The Midterm Takeover Recipe Step 1: Start a war. Frame Iran as both a military enemy and an election saboteur. Now elections = national security crisis. [1][2] Step 2: Say the quiet part out loud. Float “maybe we shouldn’t even have midterms.” Call it a joke. Watch who flinches. [2][3] Step 3: Declare an emergency. Use foreign interference as the trigger. Unlock sweeping executive authority under the National Emergencies Act. [1][4] Step 4: “Protect” the election. Restrict mail voting. Limit machines. Centralize control. Don’t cancel the midterms. Redesign them. [5] Step 5: Hide behind commander-in-chief power. Argue courts must defer during wartime. Run out the clock while litigation drags. [6] Step 6: Keep the Insurrection Act on standby. Label protests “foreign-inspired unrest.” Threaten deployment around ballot sites. Chill resistance. [7] Step 7: If you lose, scream interference anyway. Shape the rules first. Then refuse legitimacy if the outcome stings. [8] The Bottom Line You don’t blow up democracy in one dramatic act. You suffocate it under emergency powers, war rhetoric, and “temporary” rule changes. That’s the recipe. And if people don’t connect the dots, it’s not because the dots aren’t there. It’s because most Americans don’t have time to read 17-page draft executive orders while missiles are flying. That’s exactly the fucking point. Sources: [1] Democracy Docket (Mar. 2026) — “Exclusive: Read the draft executive emergency order for Trump to take control of elections” democracydocket.com/news-ale… [2] Post Alley (Mar. 2, 2026) — “Trump Outrage Watch: The peace president goes to war and threatens elections” postalley.org/2026/03/02/tru… [3] YouTube — Trump remarks on midterms / “cancel the election” comments youtube.com/watch?v=7VCqEWYY… [4] PBS NewsHour (2026) — “Trump says he’s not mulling a draft executive order to seize control over elections — here’s what we know” pbs.org/newshour/politics/tr… [5] The Hill (2026) — “Executive overreach on election rules” thehill.com/opinion/lindseys… [6] CNN (Feb. 28, 2026) — “Legal experts debate Iran strikes and congressional war powers” cnn.com/2026/02/28/politics/… [7] Poynter (2026) — “Can a president go to war without Congress? What the Iran strikes mean” poynter.org/fact-checking/20… [8] National Constitution Center — “Does the Constitution allow for a delayed presidential election?” constitutioncenter.org/blog/…
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The math on this project should mass-humble every AI lab on the planet. 1 cubic millimeter. One-millionth of a human brain. Harvard and Google spent 10 years mapping it. The imaging alone took 326 days. They sliced the tissue into 5,000 wafers each 30 nanometers thick, ran them through a $6 million electron microscope, then needed Google’s ML models to stitch the 3D reconstruction because no human team could process the output. The result: 57,000 cells, 150 million synapses, 230 millimeters of blood vessels, compressed into 1.4 petabytes of raw data. For context, 1.4 petabytes is roughly 1.4 million gigabytes. From a speck smaller than a grain of rice. Now scale that. The full human brain is one million times larger. Mapping the whole thing at this resolution would produce approximately 1.4 zettabytes of data. That’s roughly equal to all the data generated on Earth in a single year. The storage alone would cost an estimated $50 billion and require a 140-acre data center, which would make it the largest on the planet. And they found things textbooks don’t contain. One neuron had over 5,000 connection points. Some axons had coiled themselves into tight whorls for completely unknown reasons. Pairs of cell clusters grew in mirror images of each other. Jeff Lichtman, the Harvard lead, said there’s “a chasm between what we already know and what we need to know.” This is why the next step isn’t a human brain. It’s a mouse hippocampus, 10 cubic millimeters, over the next five years. Because even a mouse brain is 1,000x larger than what they just mapped, and the full mouse connectome is the proof of concept before anyone attempts the human one. We’re building AI systems that loosely mimic neural networks while still unable to fully read the wiring diagram of a single cubic millimeter of the thing we’re trying to imitate. The original is 1.4 petabytes per millionth of its volume. Every AI model on Earth fits in a fraction of that. The brain runs on 20 watts and fits in your skull. The data center required to merely describe one-millionth of it would span 140 acres.
🚨: Scientists mapped 1 mm³ of a human brain ─ less than a grain of rice ─ and a microscopic cosmos appeared.
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I've been reading the Epstein files. What’s inside them is horror and evil beyond language. Pedophilia. Rape. Cannibalism. CSA. Kidnapping. Trafficking. Children spoken about as food. Code words like pizza. Photographs of molds taken from real children’s body parts used as decorations. The elite. The parties. The auctions. Major corporations involved. Businesses woven into everyday American life, including the company nearly every school uses for student photos. This was protected. Investigations obstructed. Evidence buried or destroyed. Sweetheart deals granted. Victims silenced with threats, NDAs, settlements, and intimidation. This was financed and laundered through shell companies and complex money trails. It was international. Multiple countries. Multiple jurisdictions. Not one island. Not one network. Recruitment pipelines where children were groomed, coerced, and forced to recruit other children. Abuse discussed casually. Suffering treated like logistics. Blackmail. Documentation used as leverage. Powerful people insulated by proximity to politics, royalty, and intelligence-adjacent circles. Out of thousands of children referenced, named, or implied, only around thirty are accounted for. The rest are missing. Erased. Unanswered. People joking about what they’ve done. Joking about what they plan to do next. This is not conspiracy. This is documentation. I do not know how one could witness what happened on Epstein Island and not turn away. This is the kind of evil that makes hell seem embarrassed. No deity, no devil, no myth feels sufficient to hold it. What is in these files is so grotesque, so deliberate, so organized, that every single party involved must be held accountable. Not some. Not a few. All of them. Your politics do not matter here. Democrats and Republicans are named. Celebrities and CEOs are named. Corporations are named. Defending any of them over the safety of children is complicity. We must stand together, united beyond party, fame, or wealth, to end this evil and protect every child. WE ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH!!!! This is also your reminder, if you read them, to take breaks. Step away when your body tells you to. Drink water. Ground yourself. You are allowed to protect your nervous system while demanding justice. Reset is not complacency. It is survival. WE ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH!!!
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Yesterday Elon joined my call for a global revolution over the Epstein files. I responded to that with, “You’ll be included in my upcoming report to the Human Rights Council on Epstein files and complicity in Gaza genocide through Starlink and X.” Elon flagged my account so that all my posts are sent directly to /dev/null. Can you please do whatever you want to let him see this tweet as I am in X jail. Or better yet, make this tweet one of the most liked tweets ever. Send him the message that he can't manipulate us anymore.
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Anybody else find it weird that they never have a list like this with Democrats?
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