If dying on a hill was an Olympic sport, she would ONE HUNDRED PERCENT represent Team USA - @classlicity // your ace auntie // #BLM #ACAB she/her 💜🖤🤍
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14 Sep 2020
If you’d like to know why I’m face down on my bed crying, it’s bc of this tiktok
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22 May 2025
This was me ALL DAY TODAY
22 May 2025
NOBODY:
ME, doing absolutely anything: bing bop boom boom boom bop bam
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22 May 2025
TYLER SEGUIN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE HOTTEST GIRL AT THE CLUB
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22 May 2025
I haven't high fived @JoshBogorad all playoffs and now that I have access to my account again I'm a little afraid to.
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4 Feb 2025
THE DOUBLING DOWN. Hey dude, why do you think Goliath is often used to relate to something big? Huh? Do you think it’s bc of the Bible, maybe?
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4 Feb 2025
This is, objectively, one of the dumbest and funniest things I’ve ever seen on this app. The readers note is *chefs kiss*
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1 Feb 2025
Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.
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Hey guys does anyone know what happens when you salt the earth just wondering if anyone knows what would happen to the soil
8 Jan 2025
Found a solution to fires in California
It’s called water
Community note
Using sea water to fight wildfires is not done en masse for two main reasons: Fire Fighting Equipment Damage & harming plants/ecosystems.
technology.org/how-and-why/ca….
Sea water can be used under specific circumstances, like during 9/11 as NYC is a built-up area & water mains were severed.
web.archive.org/web/2007081711…
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4 Jan 2025
@takeliberties I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with friends and one of them wanted to recreate this slasher film they’d watched so everyone had to run and hide and whoever got found first would be killed and none of us were sure if we’d really die or play die.
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4 Jan 2025
And spoilers the person recreating the slasher film was you. I woke up before I found out whether anyone was murdered.
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31 Dec 2024
The free mouse that came with your budget gaming PC:
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31 Dec 2024
Next question
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30 Dec 2024
i love an organ but i still don't know that i love an organ at a sporting event and it's entirely based on the fact that the hawks just played the middle by jimmy eat world on one.
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29 Dec 2024
FRODO: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
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29 Dec 2024
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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30 Dec 2024
me: is anyone on the ice other than bedard?
ESPN: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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30 Dec 2024
being somewhat high for the beginning of this game is certainly helping with how boring it is
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30 Dec 2024
rihts -KOH -vee -ihn
It's Justin Hryckowian's NHL debut tonight! 👏
📺: @espn ➡️ plus.espn.com
ALT Photo of Justin Hryckowian in a Dallas Stars away uniform skating in warmups without a helmet.
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