Product Strategist // Pet Enthusiast Gone Pro // Small Business à la Internet
Joined May 2020
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Miranda retweeted
2 Jan 2025
January 1st: anything is possible
January 2nd: but not today
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Miranda retweeted
2 Jan 2025
today’s the only day you can share this
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Miranda retweeted
19 Dec 2024
For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
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12 Dec 2024
“Bluey” as a top section on Hot Topic’s website? We used to be a society.
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9 Dec 2024
It was in that moment—when the screen time app, with its stern little reminder, refused to let me open Instagram—that I found myself asking the kind of question we all secretly wonder about. Is anything, really, important?
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Miranda retweeted
28 Nov 2024
unusually and blonde
exceedingly
peculiar and altogether
quite impossible to
describe
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Miranda retweeted
22 Oct 2024
Hi! My new book, Everything Is Tuberculosis, comes out March 18th. I'm signing 100,000 copies of it. You can preorder your signed copy today at everythingistb.com or wherever books are sold.
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4 Oct 2024
Anotha one 🐈⬛
2 Oct 2024
It is black cat awareness month, and I would like to make sure you are all aware of my black cat.
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Miranda retweeted
10 Sep 2024
Better to admit you walked into the wrong door rather than spend your life in the wrong room
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Miranda retweeted
29 Aug 2024
it’s almost that time of the year again
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21 Aug 2024
How tired are you if you brew the nespresso machine without putting a mug down 😵💫
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Miranda retweeted
20 Aug 2024
nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- What are you doing?
- Living at your grandparents' place?
- Being in the DAR?
- No Yale
- Why did you drop out of Yale?
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16 Aug 2024
My body is map of the places I could’ve done better
(I’m sunburnt)
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