What would you do: My daughter is in college and has a roommate. She accuses the roommate of stealing her airpods. To prove the accusation wrong, the roommate shows every possible hiding spot. My daughter eventually finds them in her desk drawer under stacks of paper, but continues accusing roommate of theft. When she gets home, I ask her why she accused the roommate. “What evidence is there?” She says conversation over and storms out of the house and drives off. Immature, right?

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall. We live in the dumbest timeline.

Holy shit. And it all can be traced back to canceling USAID

A statement from University President Rev. Robert A. Dowd, C.S.C., in support of Pope Leo XIV:

“I am disheartened that the President chose to write such disparaging words about the Holy Father. Pope Leo is not his rival; nor is the Pope a politician. He is the Vicar of Christ who speaks from the truth of the Gospel and for the care of souls.” - Archbishop Paul S. Coakley, President, USCCB @ArchbishopOKC

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

Justin Herbert drops back to pass 1 second later:

A tribute to the former @Panthers MVP 🔥 @CameronNewton | @officialnalo | @budlight

In the current context, we are seeing an actual “short circuit” of #HumanRights. The right to freedom of expression, freedom of conscience, religious freedom, and even the right to life are being restricted in the name of other so-called new rights, with the result that the very framework of human rights is losing its vitality and creating space for force and oppression. This occurs when each right becomes self-referential, and especially when it becomes disconnected from reality, nature, and truth.

Mean, tough, nasty Rt to vote Damien Lewis | #ProBowlVote

🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received never-before-seen photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's private island that are a harrowing look behind Epstein’s closed doors. See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.

Wow. Thirty thousand students just walked out in Charlotte to protest ICE. When kids are willing to shut down an entire city to push back on state power, that’s a political awakening.

The farmers of North Carolina like this man is telling how when you go to try and buy fruit & vegetables grown in North Carolina you won’t be getting much because there will be a shortage since there won’t be enough workers to help harvest them this year because of the ICE raids

Bryce Young OWNS the Atlanta Falcons #IDontWantToOverreactBUT #PMSLive

448 yards in the air for Bryce Young 🔥

Most passing yards in a game by a Panthers player in franchise history: 🥇 Bryce Young - 448 🥈 Cam Newton - 432 LEGENDARY.

RT @jayceehorn_: Big dub in the A! BY9🥶🥶

Both characters just follow a dog around. If Phil grew a goatee and said "Zoinks!" after a goofy shank, no one would blink.