Joined April 2013
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Michael retweeted
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Wallahi I’m taking my laptop bag with me you niggas are crazy
Anyone who exits the plane carrying luggage should be added to the no-fly list immediately.
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A brilliant counter attack finished off by Benjamin Šeško proved to be the difference as Manchester United beat Everton 1-0.
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PATRICK DORGU. OUT OF THIS WORLD. 😱
MAN UNITED LEAD ARSENAL AT THE EMIRATES.
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Michael retweeted
6 Nov 2025
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Cometh the hour, cometh the man
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Michael retweeted
12 Aug 2025
This is the Mancunian way.
Introducing our @adidasFootball 2025/26 third jersey, available now 🟡⚫
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Michael retweeted
12 Aug 2025
Man Utd's third kit is here ⚫🟡
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Michael retweeted
7 Aug 2025
First look at Oscar Martinez in the new ‘THE OFFICE’ series ‘THE PAPER’
The series follows the Dunder Mifflin documentary crew as they focus on a dying Midwestern newspaper & its reporters.
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16 May 2025
No more Hojlund Please
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