Christ is King. Husband. Father. Iowa State Alum, Sports Enthusiast, Entrepreneur, Free Speech Proponent, Full Stack / Blockchain Developer

Joined April 2010
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Michael Otis retweeted
Can’t resist 😭 #WWDC26
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This is insane to promote a horror show to children.
grab ur flashlight and ur back pack cause El and the Hawkins gang need ur help. the Stranger Things Tales From ‘85 Happy Meal out now
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Michael Otis retweeted
🚨 DAVID SACKS: “Anthropic has proven that it's very good at two things — One is product releases, the second is scaring people … At the same time they roll out a new model … they also roll out some study showing the worst possible implication where the technology could lead.”
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Michael Otis retweeted
Yup, platform activity is surging. There were 1 billion commits in 2025. Now, it's 275 million per week, on pace for 14 billion this year if growth remains linear (spoiler: it won't.) GitHub Actions has grown from 500M minutes/week in 2023 to 1B minutes/week in 2025, and now 2.1B minutes so far this week. So we're pushing incredibly hard on more CPUs, scaling services, and strengthening GitHub’s core features. And as a fine purveyor of hand-crafted shit code for many years, I'm not gonna weigh in on that. 🤣
I would like to make my apologies for defending M$, but I must from time to time. I have to put respect on github for handling the amount of shit code that has been added over the last 3 months. literally 10s of billions of lines of code that will never see the light of a CPU
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Michael Otis retweeted
Did you just say "high-ratio, lossless data compression?"
Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: goo.gle/4bsq2qI
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Michael Otis retweeted
Really like TJ Otzelberger-what an impressive program he has built in Ames. 3rd sweet 16 in 5 years! And has kids that are all about playing for each other! Special culture. @CycloneMBB serious threat in this tournament. Especially with PG Tamin Lipsey leading the way!
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Michael Otis retweeted
He said the line. @CycloneLarry69
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Michael Otis retweeted
March Madness is here

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Michael Otis retweeted
number of people watching TruTV on purpose
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Michael Otis retweeted
Joe Burrow realizing he now has to face Myles Garrett, T.J. Watt, and Maxx Crosby six times every year
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The Houston Cyclones
Trade: Lions are sending RB David Montgomery to the Texans for a 5th-round pick, per sources.
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Michael Otis retweeted
Keep all your money, power and fame. I’ll take family every time.
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This is how you get the first less intelligent generation than its predecessor.
Addiction to short-form videos reduces brain activity in the frontal lobe weakening the ability to focus.
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‘Merica.

ALT Mighty Ducks Quack GIF

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God, I love this guy. Just the best the human race has to offer.
Tim Tebow walks a disabled girl down the red carpet at a Night to Shine event with the @tebowfoundation. “Let me tell you why the Night to Shine red carpet is like no other…” Tebow said of the events. “It isn’t about fame or fortune. It’s not about A-listers. It’s about God’s VIPs.” “Every guest is celebrated. Every life is valued. Every moment points to a simple truth: every person is made in the image of God and worthy of love, dignity, and joy.” Amazing.
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Michael Otis retweeted
Feb 12
today X removed Dim mode from display settings so i built a chrome extension to bring it back :) puts it right back where it belongs
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This is how you know California is a failed state.
Some of today's players could pay more in taxes to California than they actually earn for appearing in the Super Bowl. Calculator for every player on each team: walczakpolicy.com/wp-content…
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Michael Otis retweeted
btc just printed a -5.65 standard deviation move. this has happened 13 times in 5000 trading days since 2010. every single occurrence preceded multi-month rallies. march 2020 at $3800. december 2018 at $3200. january 2015 at $200. stochastic rsi hit its lowest reading in recorded history. 0.07% event. the data is screaming but most will wait for confirmation at higher prices.
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Michael Otis retweeted
Me fearing massive AI led job displacement in a few years at 2am while my girl was focusing on who's gonna be the winner of culinary class wars S2 is a good illustration of the difference in reality we are all experiencing now.
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Michael Otis retweeted
More NFL logic.
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