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REPOST be following by Monday, June 22 for a chance to win this signed, out-of-print copy of GROSS ANATOMY on Blu-ray! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!
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This woman discovers the ultimate Karen antidote while visiting Texas. Now, she says she never encountered any in the entire state until she got to the leftist conclave of Austin, where she had to endure three separate Karens. What’s her secret?
Fake a French accent and roast her to her face.
‘Are you one of those Karens we’ve seen online? With that haircut? From California?’
Karen shrinks, gets embarrassed, and walks away.
Pro tip: Europeans are ‘more cultured’ so they instantly self-destruct. Austin in shambles 😂🇫🇷
Now, not sure this all went down like she says it did, but who else is trying this next time?
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Not the "Wind beneath your wings," Bette.
This was the 'Wind between your legs.'
Libs are counter-programming the UFC event at the White House. With this.
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I made a playlist awhile back that’s called “Best 90s Songs You’ve Never Heard” — I’ll post it below.
What’s a 90s alternative rock deep cut that more people should know?
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Jun 14
Hawkeye Hall of Famer Duke Slater led the Hawkeyes to a 7-0 undefeated season and a share of the national title in 1921. His legacy lives on in Duke Slater Field & Slater Residence Hall. 🏈 🏆
ALT Black and white photo of Duke Slater wearing a tight, long-sleeved shirt and pants, standing with clenched fists against a plain white background.
ALT Green artificial turf with large yellow letters spelling 'DUKE SLATER FIELD' centered on the field
ALT Black sign with white text reading 'Slater Residence Hall, 325 Grand Ave (S)' and the word 'IOWA' in yellow at the bottom, set outdoors with grass and trees visible.
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Nobunaga's introduction to free chips and salsa Pt. 1 narrated by America's greatest storyteller, ᴬᴵPaul Harvey. @japan_nobunaga
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Place your bids! Proceeds support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition. Good luck!
Jun 12
New 3-day @eBay auction starting at only $1 with NO RESERVE!!!
VISION QUEST - Original 1985 Soundtrack Cassette Tape Signed By @MatthewModine and inscribed with "Louden Swain"! From Matthew's personal collection!
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Jun 13
The chairman of the party should not be insulting the intelligence of Republican voters. A debate was promised and these ridiculous criteria are being used to renege on that promise and to engineer a preferred outcome.
Why not just take 90 minutes, find a tv partner, and let the candidates mix it up?
The only reason why you wouldn’t is if the party hierarchy is serving outside interests instead of the best interests of the voters.
Jun 13
It’s why Speaker Renner and Lt. Governor Collins have been given time to present their cases directly to the voters at the event
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Wait....ok...how is this possible:
Clark passes to Cunningham, Cunningham dribbles 4 times and goes out. Clark gets charged a turnover.
Boston does an awful pass to Clark, ball barely touches Clark's fingers. Clark charged with the turnover.
What?!? Lol.
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Jun 13
CC Appears to have A BLOODY NOSE After Physical Tangle With Leila..
Caitlin Clark has 22 Points On ZERO Free Throws Despite Being Mauled All Game
I Heard After Last game She Can Only Score Like this With Free Throws?? Where Ya'll At?
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Jun 12
She has more 30/10 games this year alone than anyone else all time lol
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Jun 14
The coach should’ve gotten a technical fell on that because again she’s not protecting her fucking players
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Jun 14
Still offering free LASIK to WNBA refs...
Jun 14
How is this not a moving screen on Griner???
Caitlin really can't get a foul to save her life😭😭😭
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Jun 14
Caitlin Clark got laid out by Griner and refs no call. Then crackhead WHITE goes and yells for her to SUCK IT UP AND GET UP..... CAN YOU GUYS AT LEAST GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER HEALTH AND PROTECT HER?!!?!?!?! @IndianaFever
Jun 14
Brittney Griner is a full grown-adult man, and they’re allowing him to lay out Caitlin Clark — with a shoulder 🤯
Stop letting men compete in women’s sports!! 🔥
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Jun 13
If Gavin Newsom had a trillion dollars to spend he would build housing for exactly 43 homeless people and it would take 15 years. x.com/gavinnewsom/status/206…
Jun 12
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.
When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.
The system is rigged.
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Jun 13
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?? 🤯
Ball clearly deflected off Connecticut, goes out of bounds, but ref’s say it’s off Caitlin Clark — WHAT?? Then of course Stephanie White doesn’t challenge it.
Stand up for your best player!! 🔥😒
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Jun 13
Then they ate all the bananas and there was no more so they all starved to death?
Why?
Because they killed the monkey that produced/picked/grew/created the banana.
You need this book
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