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5 Jul 2025
Told my buddy I would pick up him at 545 AM for our tee time today.
Got to his house at 546. Radio silence.
Dude woke up at 145 PM 😂
Missed the tee time by a cool 7 hours.
Early tee time on the 5th of July is not for everyone
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Sunday golf cancelled to work. Not good man not good
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All orders to date have shipped. Thank you to everyone who has ordered, can’t wait to get these in your hands.
More colors are in the works. Details soon.
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USA PR is at all-time high right now.
Europeans are just living the vibes over here #MericaSummer is in. #EuroSummer is OUT!!!
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Played 9 with an Epsom tour player.
She was very good. I am very bad.
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Me this weekend if I have too many sodas.
Wife out of town, anything goes, even 9 wood
Jun 12
I've got a 9 wood in the cart, I'm pressing order, you cant stop me
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You actually cannot make this up.
Asst pro just called me. My bag fell off the bag storage rack overnight. Driver shaft cracked.
The day after an all-time driving performance for me. ðŸ˜
Quite possibly had my best ever day getting off the tee this morning. Just felt great everytime I stepped up there. Think I missed one fairway w the driver all day.
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Update: do not like qi4D. Want my older driver back. Not happy
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New shaft came in. VERY different from old shaft.
My ventus blue (non velo) was replaced with a Mitsubishi reax?????
actually cannot hit the ball with this setup, feels awful.
I’ve been very cool about this whole thing but now I’m actually pissed. Need my ventus asap
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CHICAGO FELLAS!
A long time friend of MSS has opened up a deli spot on the northwest side of the city. Elite bagels, MASSIVE Pastrami/Reuben Sammy’s, homemade soups, etc
I can hook up 3 of you with 50% off up!
This is an elite hangover delivery/pickup order
Lmk if interested
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19/20 still remain and thriving.
RIP Calumet ðŸ˜
These are the founding clubs of the Chicago District Golf Association. The CDGA was established in 1914. We are proud to stand with these historic clubs.
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Reminds me of the TC Tugger 😂
Jun 11
What do we think about this? Quarter zip with built in polo but it’s a single layer. That’s an #expand from me
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middle seat simon retweeted
May 29
Now ask Phil Mickelson what happened between him & a Bev cart girl at his home club in Rancho Santa Fe & why it got him kicked out of the club
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If you live in actual Chicago, taking the train from the city to the great clubs in the south side is a historic treat.
I’ve taken the train to play at both Ravisloe and Olympia fields, it’s such a cool experience. Same way members/guests used to arrive 100 years ago.
For 125 years, the rail service built by the Illinois Central railroad brought members and guests to Ravisloe from downtown Chicago. You can take the same route today. Call ahead and we provide pick-up service. 125 years of fascinating golf history.
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middle seat simon retweeted
In 1901, the Standard Club of Chicago hired Tom Bendelow to find property suitably to build a new golf course. One of the biggest deciding factors in his decision to choose the Briggs farm to build the new Ravisloe golf course was its location to the Illinois Central railroad.
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Officially started side hustle as travel agent.
Been booking trips for friends, family, coworkers for years so it only made sense.
Hit me up if you need any help with travel planning!! (No fees!)
Especially golf trips 👀 let me take care of you fellas!
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Can take care of you with all the hotel extras:
-room upgrades
-property credits (dining/spa)
-free breakfast
-late checkouts (4pm!)
-airport transfers (black cars/maybach van)
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Bogey free golf on the back 9 yesterday!
- 1 birdie
- 5 pars
- 1 quad
- 2 doubles
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