Step aside, I got this.
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Michael Born retweeted
29 Oct 2024
Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.)
To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!
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3 Aug 2023
Hey @JetBlue why would your gate crew announce that doors were closing 20 minutes earlier than scheduled on 1136 to BOS only to close them at the scheduled time? They said “don’t you want to arrive early?” Yet we won’t! Do you like making passengers run for no reason?
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4 Jul 2023
This is old news to @greenleejw I’m sure
4 Jul 2023
Leptocephalus is the flat and transparent larva of the eel
[📹 Fan Zhang]
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Michael Born retweeted
30 Mar 2023
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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24 Feb 2023
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29 Dec 2022
So weird that I just saw this, maybe it’ll help you @markedly
27 Dec 2022
Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.
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23 Sep 2022
Featuring @hiitaylorblake and Emmanuel- Don’t-Do-It!!
23 Sep 2022
Trump Unravels on Fox News, Claims He Can Declassify Docs with His Mind:... youtu.be/9qHxZ59jaU0
10 Jul 2022
Hey @HowardStern, check out this first pitch from Saweetie; even with her nails it’s way better than @robertAbooey
9 Jul 2022
Incredibly impressive that she can throw a baseball with those nails
23 Jun 2022
Attention @stephenkrueger
23 Jun 2022
Create a supergroup by overlapping the names of two bands/artists:
Jack Black Sabbath
General Public Enemy
Rolling Stone Temple Pilots
PJ Harvey Danger
Simply Red Hot Chili Peppers
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26 Oct 2021
Thinking of you @GregRolnick!! Go Braves!
26 Oct 2021
Baseball has gifted us the most Jewish Series in history.
With four Jewish players on active rosters, the series between the Atlanta Braves and the Houston Astros has the highest number of Jewish players since the Dodgers faced the White Sox in 1959.
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6 Sep 2021
This is right up your alley @ScrewyDecimal
5 Sep 2021
Obviously I’d rather you bought a newspaper but if you were going to do that you’d have done it by now…so here’s the article.
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6 Mar 2021
Hey there @MickeyBPowerPop it’s the darndest thing but it appears we aren’t “friends” anymore on Fb! I’m sure it’s just a mistake but if not it’s a cryin’ shame ‘cause I do enjoy your conversations and musical interludes.
28 Jan 2021
.@kayhanley Hey don’t take this the wrong way but there’s a beautiful mausoleum at Forest Hills with your name on it.
9 Dec 2020
Enjoying “The Crown?” Funny story:
A few months back I was visiting with my folks, and we got into the habit of watching The Crown. Good show, interesting, I like history, family fun right?
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9 Dec 2020
Then one night comes that episode where Everybody Has Sex.
I’m talking (Gary-Oldman-in-the-Professional-screaming)
EVERYONE!!!! gets laid.
Yeah, on The Crown. As I’m watching with my parents.
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9 Dec 2020
The entire episode is just one sex scene after another, culminating in one character remarking how he couldn’t crawl toward his lover as his knees were “raw from f***ing you.”
If you haven’t seen The Crown, I highly recommend watching it with your parents.
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