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Michael Knight @mikesfinallyon

Much like Gwen Stefani, I ain’t no follow back girl.

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Michael Knight @mikesfinallyon
30 Apr 2020
Quarantine: day 428?7264?8263
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New slogan for the @MTA Every fucking day….it’s always something with the @MTA
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Quite an interesting stance…
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My face when a customer says “we’ll leave cash in the end.”
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This is like PEAK “who gives a shit.” apple.news/AQkj76qFVQpCYP1gt…

Travis Kelce Returns to U.S. as Taylor Swift Performs Second Sydney Eras Tour Concert

Kelce flew in on Thursday to support the singer during her four-night stop in Sydney

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Texas Supreme Court temporarily halts order that allowed pregnant woman to have abortion - The Washington Post Read this. This is beyond fucked. This is some crazy, heretic shit right here. Texas, vote like your life depends on it because one day it will apple.news/A-nkPozRYSKO0XRwx…

Texas Supreme Court temporarily halts order that allowed pregnant woman to have abortion

The case involves Kate Cox, who asked the nonprofit Center for Reproductive Rights for help in obtaining an abortion after she learned her fetus had a near-fatal genetic abnormality.

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Dad level: EXPERT
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It’s crazy to watch a country bomb the absolute shit out of another country and then see anybody root for the country doing all the bombing.
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I’m so rich I just shampoo’d my eyebrows. #rich
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I call this photo “The death of NYC”
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Look at this broken robot. Seriously, who looks at this guy and thinks “oh yeah, he’s human.”
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Look, I’m just gonna come out and say what everybody’s thinking but no one has the balls to say: weather.com has become unusable.

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Robert Reich
 @RBReich
8 Aug 2023
Holding Trump accountable for attempting a coup is not a battle over "free speech." Conspiracy to overturn an election is not protected under the First Amendment. This shouldn't have to be said.
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Elon Musk’s mom not letting him fight Mark Zuckerberg is precisely how I thought this would end. So much so that I put $1,500 on it on fan duel and won $850,000! I’m now gonna buy Twitter from him. Probably overvaluing it, yes, but I think I can right this sinking ship!
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We're honestly at the stage of trump: *shoots supporter Shot trump supporter (with their last breath): It..............was.....my............fault and it's kind of fascinating.
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This guy honestly isn’t trying to compare BLM to the time our capitol was attacked and he almost got murdered, is he? apple.news/AbitEVWHGRISHDhc1…

Pence: ‘I’m still waiting for the rash of prosecutions of people involved in the BLM riots’ of 2020

Former Vice President Mike Pence says “the vast majority of Republicans have lost confidence” in the DOJ in an exclusive interview with Meet the Press.

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A resounding no would be the correct answer. apple.news/Ap9izBlZyQGSJFVXD…

The Indictment Is Stunning. Will Trump Supporters Care?

The former president has a diabolical genius for selling his supporters on an alternative version of reality.

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Right on
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I imagine we’re about to see hundreds of thousands of Twitter lawyers in the next 3 days.
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The year is 2028. Conservatives have boycotted everything. The only things they have left are sheet metal and guns.
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I'd pay $100 to NOT have to wait this table.
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$10 million or the chance to wait this table?
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