Atheist at heart, scientist in practice, old white man yelling at a cloud in reality.
Joined March 2012
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26 Apr 2023
This might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Congratulations. 👏
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17 Apr 2023
That’ll own the libs alright 🤣
17 Apr 2023
DeSantis threatened to put a prison next to Disney World.
One can bet Disney/allies of Disney have private investigators looking into everything DeSantis has ever done. Into every dime he’s ever spent or received.
This is a fight DeSantis will lose.
I think Disney will cause his downfall, if Trump doesn’t beat them to it.
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15 Apr 2023
Ooof. 🤣
Footage shows Kristi Noem touting diversity among members of the gun rights group before the camera cuts to a shot of her crowd. huffpost.com/entry/kristi-no…
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13 Apr 2023
Facts don’t care about your feelings.. eh, kid?
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22 Mar 2023
BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesn’t stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, they’ll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.
Community note
Grindr has not issued any threats to disclose user data concerning public officials. Although this tweet is satirical, some readers might mistakenly perceive it as factual.
apnews.com/article/fact-c…
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16 Mar 2023
The truth is out there people. 👽
15 Mar 2023
Covid has been a confusing time for everybody. Some more than others.
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11 Mar 2023
Oh to be a fly on the wall when he figures it out 🤣
11 Mar 2023
Now THAT'S good mocking. I salute you!
(Read the snowflake)
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2 Mar 2023
I gotta say, I’m all for the “Sex before marriage lounge” 🤷♂️
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1 Mar 2023
“Maaaan, that looks like it hurts. Imma stand around and watch you die now” 🤦♂️
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27 Feb 2023
I’ve seen a reach before but holy shit. Over a kid bringing a Nintendo switch to class 😳
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27 Feb 2023
This shit is too funny not to retweet. Wtf is she doing?!?! 🤣😂🤣
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20 Feb 2023
⚡️BREAKING⚡️
A Norwegian trawler fishing in the area of the Nordstream pipeline has recovered a laptop in its nets. The laptop contains evidence of US involvement in the sabotage, all of Hillary Clinton's emails and a request from Dr Fauci to Zelensky for a Nazi virus.
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21 Jan 2023
I have an unreasonable hatred towards the spelling “hon”. It’s HUN.
Yeah I know, it’s derived from HONey, but I don’t care. The spelling is “Hun” and that’s the hill I’m dying on today.
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13 Jan 2023
Not that anybody asked, but today is Friday the 13th.
A day that's just as rare as Thursday the 12th.
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12 Jan 2023
the bottle pop is art
12 Jan 2023
Nela Lopusansanova pulled off a Michigan at the U18 Women’s Worlds! 🤯 #U18WomensWorlds
(🎥: @IIHFHockey)
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