Does fun stuff on mobile, tv and the internets. Views are my employers, not my own. My views are much funnier.#
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5 Jan 2020
Would a “cycle computer app” that was focussed on commuting and showed you the total CO2 emissions saved over the course of a year from time on a bicycle rather than a car persuade you to commute by bike more?
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10 Dec 2023
So… it happened we’ve been using @rw_products squirrel proof feeder for so long we’ve bred a race of super intelligent squirrels that can defeat the technology. I for one look forward to welcoming our new squirrel overlords
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4 Jul 2023
Breaking news! We’ve been shortlisted for Girls’ Independent school of the year! @GDST @GSAUK @OxfordHighSch
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4 Jul 2023
I know of zero startups that aren’t motivated by the fact that highly successful incumbents aren’t run by idiots who barely understand the complex industries they have made successful careers in. Shockingly some of these startups are correct.
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4 Jul 2023
Ancient microbial nanospheres leading to rivers of blood. What could possibly go wrong if we heat the planet? 😱 sciencealert.com/the-eerie-m…
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4 Jul 2023
The only way you wouldn’t fire the head of software at Twitter would be, say, if he owned the company. 😂 daringfireball.net/linked/20…
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2 Jul 2023
German day ahead prices drop to -500 €/MWh at 2 pm. Yes, minus 500.
That's the lowest price in several years, if I recall correctly.
If you have a dynamic pricing retail contract, charging your EV will earn you smth like €50.
epexspot.com/en/market-data
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2 Jul 2023
One thing you have to give Elon Musk credit for is his ability to come up with ideas for experiments on twitter that… nobody in their right mind would do, then let us see if what we expect to happen will. It’s fascinating to watch.
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2 Jul 2023
I mean I can’t conceivably imagine any universe that… limiting the amount of use of a website that is ad funded, or paid for, will be… productive. But maybe I’m wrong! Maybe the “600 best tweets and done” strategy is an engagement booster. Come back tomorrow to find out!
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2 Jul 2023
Dynamic tariffs are a must with renewables.
2 Jul 2023
Today #UK #electricity wholesale prices are below zero for the bulk of the day. We need to bring in flexible tariffs (incl. grid charges & taxes) to incentivise the consumer to use this excess power rather than paying producers to switch off
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1 Jul 2023
Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks
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1 Jul 2023
Yep, that will fix it. 🤦🏼♂️
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27 Jun 2023
Having experienced Microsoft’s login flow every time someone asks me to join a teams call this experience rings remarkably true
27 Jun 2023
Attorney sues Microsoft for $1.75M, claiming his email has been useless since May dlvr.it/SrHkD9
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24 Jun 2023
Putin's plane left for St Petersburg, and Peskov promptly denied Putin leaving Moscow, which in good old Russian tradition assured the population Putin has left Moscow.
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24 Jun 2023
BREAKING:
Incoming reports of Wagner Group soldiers leaving their missions in Africa and Syria to join the military coup in Russia against Putin.
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17 Jun 2023
This used to be car parking. Now it’s alive.
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22 Jun 2023
This is very true. Basically, Hydrogen will hardly be exchanged globally (most probably through local pipelines) in the coming decades.
And building powerlines takes a lot of time.
Fossil fuels were easier indeed
21 Jun 2023
A crucial property of the global low-carbon energy systems will be that the dominating energy carriers (power, hydrogen) are much harder to transport than today's carriers (coal, oil, natural gas).
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