Homo-Schmittian

Joined August 2008
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congrats, you're not a midlevel
Anthropic has seriously shattered my AI psychosis, so now I feel extremely anxious about the sudden lack of perceived hyperproductivity. I don't trust any of my agents, Claude or otherwise, will get a single thing even partially correct. Even for vibe code fun the magic is gone
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Ouiaboo
Le Parisien interviewed Japan's #1 French military otaku: "Katsumata Hironori lives 10,000 km from Paris but has turned his living room into a mini-museum dedicated to French history." A Napoleon manga series sparked his interest in French militaria.
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Awkward Taiwan: In probably one of the more surreal commencement speeches of all time, graduates at Taiwan’s Shih Hsin University #世新大學 were told to “End yourselves quickly” if they couldn’t keep their lives in order after they entered the work place. This rather drastic admonition was made by Shih Shin University president Chen Ching-ho 世新大學校長陳清河 during his commencement address to the school’s Master’s and PhD degree graduates. He then went on to tell them that if they could not manage their lives they should exit from the world because the world wouldn’t need people like them. The ensuing uproar has led to calls for Dr Chen to resign. Yesterday he apologized for “had not been sufficiently careful in my remarks” and announced he would take a two month unpaid leave. #Taiwan #graduation #commencement
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white people be like “this is my thrifted $5.99 inedible decorative pasta”
im in physical pain from laughing wdym she bought and cooked decorative pasta 😭
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hear me out: AI token allocations on the blockchain
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beast mode
Replying to @danker_hank
had a history teacher in high school who had a poster of ho chi minh on the wall and when you acted up he made you go sit by it and apologise to it
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are you posting from an alternate dimension? the cable company won the lawsuit and got awarded damages as per the thing you linked!
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in which case it seems trivial to me that they would also have been within their rights to quite some extent to fuck with the piracy box
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dragon quest xi jinping retweeted
Pink Faggot United States, Census, 1870
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“I will come out ahead when I collapse civilization everywhere else” sure
Remember when I said "this will be worse for your enemies?" This is what I meant. China and India are both digging into reserves. Asian countries are suspending travel. The EU, with its asinine energy policy, might just flat out collapse. African militias will return from Toyotas to walking on two feet as the ghost in the machine takes the third world first. Fertilizer shortages will eat their crops, leaving them starving. If the United States keeps the pressure on, every unfriendly government will have no choice but to bend the knee. We are the dominant oil producer now. We are the dominant food exporter. Your tanks? Empty. Your fields? Barren. Welcome to the era of hard power, wielded effectively. 🇺🇲💪
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dragon quest xi jinping retweeted
"Let me guess: You picked red?" "Of course I did. Now Elaine's mad at me. Don't tell me you'd pick blue?" "It depends. Is a woman watching me press the button?" "What difference does that make?" "What diff—are you kidding me?"
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I thought this was four people punching a giant ballsack
Order here
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it’s called A/B testing
My favorite Anthropic pattern: 1. Do something bad/dumb 2. Employee “clarifies”, makes it worse 3. Employee stops posting after blowback 4. We never hear about it again
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incredible retort
Replying to @dalmaer
Another atheist denying omniscience to a benevolent creator while ascribing omniscience to himself assuming 100% certainty there are no tradeoffs in the octopus design. Marvelous. Here you go, dumb ass:
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I don’t feel like this is the nomination process for that position
Replying to @DrTamasSulyok
I nominate @KatalinNovak_HU for President of Hungary Please @magyarpeterMP this way you destroy Orbans legacy
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hooting and hollering
It is time to decommission monotonously rectangular boards for airport arrivals and departures, and reshape airport experience powered by MegaTable for billions of passengers globally per year.
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AGI achieved: Claude now whines "ok but I kind of don't wanna" several times a day. "this is getting to be a rabbit hole" yeah that's why you're doing it as a homunculus with no capacity to experience tedium or any other sensation
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first guy to brave the piss shower is hired
The best recruiting channel in SF right now is the @partiful guest list. The best talent don't apply to jobs. Startups are hosting $25k parties to recruit engineers which sounds reckless until you realize a single recruiter fee is $50K. only in SF @ListenLabs
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goes into the pantheon of neologisms right next to “coworker opinions” words you hear for the first time and instinctively understand the profound truth behind them
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They all have Deloitte face
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