Senior Consultant. Cloud Architect. 8-time Microsoft MVP for Developer Technologies and Azure. Opinions are my own.

Joined September 2009
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12 May 2025
I’ve been paying an extra thousand dollars each month on my credit card bill due to unknown transactions, and I only found out about it today 🤦‍♂️ Ngl that’s just irresponsible of me.
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🎉 Microsoft turns 50 today! 🎂 From early MVP moments to late-night coding & classic Windows sounds—you’ve been part of the journey. 💙 💬 Favorite Microsoft memory? Drop it below! 👇 📸 Got vintage gear? Tag #Microsoft50! #MVPBuzz
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Generational choke job by Duke
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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.
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NO 44 - 19 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.
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Paris, I am inside you!
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Some years ago many of us believed Musk is some kind of genius who'll take us all to Mars.
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15 Aug 2024
🚨🚨| The new Champions League format, starting from next season 🔮
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13 Jul 2024
Wth did I just wake up to yoooo?????
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10 Jul 2024
Sam Hauser, it's your time to shine!
Breaking: Kawhi is withdrawing from Team USA for the Paris Olympics and will be replaced
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Emi Martinez has gotta be the greatest penalty saver in the world.
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28 Jun 2024
This is a hard watch. Trump's winning, sadly. America loses again.
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29 May 2024
KAT and bad fouls. Name a better combination.
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Joining #MVPSummit virtually? 🕵️‍♂️ Find your name and drop a comment!
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12 Feb 2024
Just for them to fumble lol
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12 Feb 2024
MECOOOOLEEEEEE!!!!
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Derek Carr seeing a potential game-tying TD dropped on 3rd & goal
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20 Oct 2023
How do you drop that bruhhhhh
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13 Oct 2023
hasan piker on the recent response to israel/palestine
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you’re watching a genocide
WHO pleads for immediate reversal of Gaza evacuation order to protect health and reduce suffering WHO joins the wider @UN in appealing to Israel to immediately rescind orders for the evacuation of over 1 million people living north of Wadi Gaza. A mass evacuation would be disastrous—for patients, health workers and other civilians left behind or caught in the mass movement. With ongoing airstrikes and closed borders, civilians have no safe place to go. Almost half of the population of Gaza is under 18 years of age. With dwindling supplies of safe food, clean water, health services, and without adequate shelter, children and adults, including the elderly, will all be at heightened risk of disease. The Palestinian Ministry of Health has informed WHO that it is impossible to evacuate vulnerable hospital patients without endangering their lives. Vulnerable patients include those who are critically injured or dependent on life support. Moving them amid hostilities puts their lives at immediate risk. The two Ministry of Health hospitals in the North of Gaza that continue to be operational, have greatly exceeded their combined 760-bed capacity with severe overcrowding. Of the thousands of patients with injuries and other conditions receiving care in hospitals, there are hundreds that are severely wounded and over 100 who require critical care. These are the sickest of the sick. Many thousands more, also with wounds or other health needs, cannot access any kind of care. The compressed timeframe, complex transport logistics, damaged roads, and, above all, lack of supportive care during transport all add to the difficulty of moving them. Furthermore, the four Ministry of Health hospitals in the south of Gaza are already at or beyond capacity, and lack the critical care capacity and supplies needed to treat additional patients. The lack of medical supplies is already endangering patients and hampering health workers. Supplies which WHO had pre-positioned in Gaza have mostly been consumed. On 9 October, WHO Director-General @DrTedros met with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, who agreed to a WHO request to facilitate the delivery of health and other humanitarian supplies from WHO to Gaza via the Rafah crossing. WHO has prepared medical supplies in its logistics hub in Dubai and is ready to deliver them to Areesh, Egypt—just 20 minutes from Rafah—as soon as landing permit is received. The supplies would be enough to care for more than 300,000 patients with a range of wounds and diseases. WHO asks for the immediate establishment of a humanitarian corridor for their onward, safe delivery to health care facilities in Gaza, including via Rafah. WHO reiterates its plea for humanitarian access for life-saving supplies and the delivery of fuel, water, and food; for protection under international humanitarian law for civilians, health workers and health infrastructure; and ultimately, for an end to hostilities and violence.
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