Jetsetter, near-finisher of books, one-time Swedish fiddler, social altruist, prolific Google-r, spelling freak. I'll play with your dog.
Joined January 2009
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maja retweeted
16 Mar 2021
Ask yourself:
Could this meeting be a zoom?
Could this zoom be a phone call?
Could this phone call be an email?
Could this email be a text?
Could this text be unsent?
Could we in silence retreat to the forest?
Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?
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I’ve attained the level of adulting that involves anxiously awaiting a space heater replacement on warranty and thinking about how unwise it would be (but briefly amazing!) to sink a couple hundred bucks into a Dyson heater… basically, I’m a millennial without a down payment.
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maja retweeted
22 May 2021
Solo trip to Minneapolis and it turns out that in spite of the narrative in some places in greater MN the city has not been burned to the ground and is in fact somehow even nicer than I remember.
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These are the parts of MN I love. Healthcare? Science? All aboard 🚂
3 May 2021
Governor Walz: There's a chance we could have our State Fair this year if people will get vaccinated
Minnesota:
maja retweeted
9 Apr 2021
Impossible to overstate how much Nic has helped Minnesotans get timely information (with personality) over the past year. Thanks for being by my side.
9 Apr 2021
.@joefryer shines a light on American Sign Language interpreters, a group that has played an important role during the pandemic, and introduces us to Nic Zapko, ASL interpreter for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.
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maja retweeted
2 Mar 2021
The votes are in: After more than 122,000 votes cast, we’re excited to announce the winners of our Name a Snowplow contest! These eight names will soon be on snowplows across the state. Learn more: mndot.gov/nameasnowplow/
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maja retweeted
6 Jan 2021
The United States gave up its Capitol quicker than a Minneapolis police station. By days.
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maja retweeted
6 Jan 2021
The most dangerous time of all is when you're trying to get the abuser out of the house
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maja retweeted
6 Jan 2021
.@StaceyAbrams what do you know about vaccine distribution
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“But I saw a post on Facebook somewhere that said they don’t and [mis-]cited some “randomized controlled tests”” LOL
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29 Nov 2020
i heard there was a secret sauce
carmela made and it pleased the boss
but you dont really care for meatballs, do ya?
it goes like this
tomat, ricott
the muzzarell upon the top
and from the fridge T drew the gabagul-ah
capicola, capicola, capicola
capicooohhh-ohhh-ola
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