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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 π˜’ @mk700

Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

Joined September 2009
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"The bakery's missing pies were found beside a #deadfall Sholmes" "Untouched" "Then why steal them?" "Ask Geriarty, Hatson. His motives often arrive after the crime" #vss365
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"Every yoga mat has been hidden,Sholmes" "And participants now meditate while searching for mat, Hatson" "Geriarty behind this?" "Inner peace is rather #distant from his lifestyle, Hatson" #vss365
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"All the hotel pillows are missing, Sholmes" "The guests now sleep on folded towels" "Geriarty?" "Ofcourse. Comfort has always been his #distant acquaintance,Hatson" #vss365
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Have a super Sunday friends πŸ’
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*Someone removed every cushion from the hotel lounge, Hatson" "That's hardly criminal, Sholmes" "The sign reads.. 'A #quietus for comfort' " "Geriarty?" "Undoubtedly. His fingerprints are all over the inconvenience" #vss365
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"All the restaurant menus list only soup, Hatson" "A strange #quietus for choice, Sholmes" "Geriarty" "You know this how?" "The soup descriptions are forty pages long,Hatson" #vss365
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Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends πŸ’πŸ’
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"Someone was #consuming every fortune cookie and hiding the fortunes, Hatson" "You'll say it's Geriarty's latest scheme, Sholmes" "Ofcourse Hatson. He's now tampering with our destiny" #vss365
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"Someone took every yellow rose from hotel reception, Sholmes" "Without #consuming the complimentary chocolates, Hatson" "Geriarty?" "Yes, my friend" "Roses were the clue?" "No. The self-control" #vss365 "With a rare display of restraint, Hatson" #vss365
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Have a fabulous Friday friends πŸ’
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"Hatson, every clock in town points to noon" "That's odd, Sholmes" "A #forbidden clock convention was scheduled today" "Geriarty?" "Who else organizes crime by timetable?" #vss365
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"The office biscuits are gone, Sholmes. A note says, #forbidden " "Geriarty" "How can you say that?" "He forbids others what he plans to enjoy himself, Hatson" #vss365
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Have a terrific Thursday friends πŸ’
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"The town clock vanished at #dawn, Sholmes" "Curious" "Geriarty again?" "Naturally. He dislikes being reminded he's late" #vss365
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"Every scarecrow vanished at #dawn, Sholmes" "Interesting, Hatson" "Geriarty behind it?" "Undoubtedly. They're attending a meeting in the next field" "What meeting?" "Their annual performance review meet,my friend" #vss365
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Have a wonderful Wednesday friends πŸ’πŸ’
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