SVP, Senior Market Analyst, @LowryResearch/@CFRAResearch. Barron's alum. Jargon buster.

Joined November 2008
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Five spyders higher today when the indices get crushed. Just a Lowry 70% Downside Day - meh. Of course, the whole way up was meh, too.
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So much for being in the trillion dollar club $MU
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Not looking so chippy now. $SOX
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Bonk! $SIL and with the specter of higher rates
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Shhh... Advance-Decline was negative today.
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Michael Kahn, CMT retweeted
いいなっ、これ... 歳取ったらストームトルーパーの マスクつけてこんなん押そう☺️
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What could possibly go wrong? $MU
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What's not to like? $SPXEW
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Yes!
Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.
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Nothing to see here. $TYX
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Headline - "Dow exits correction." It is less than 1% from an all-time high. #StupidMedia
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Why they get the big bucks: One firm says its indicator is flashing its first sell signal since 2021 with only 1.4% to go to its midyear target. The sell results in a 2% decline over three months. SMH
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If $MSFT were merely unchanged today at noon, the Dow would be up 886 instead of "only" 742. #DowPorn
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We cannot know which it is just yet. $IWM #gaps
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$CAT is responsible for 156 of the Dow's 235-point decline at midday. #dowporn
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What in the holy hell? #IGV
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Someone help me out - Today could be the first 10 billion share day on the NYSE. Am I missing one?
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Utes $XLU (that's on-balance volume)
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Offered without comment $XLRE
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Still time to cash in Grandma's necklace at prices better than last year #GDX #XAU
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