UXD || The evidence of absence is not the absence of evidence
Joined July 2012
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Team bonding activity biaa ɛnkyɛn salary increment.
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I said it before,
They want you to feel honored that they chose you to be their favorite workhorse.
The man bestowed with the privilege of meeting all her needs.
The lucky host in a parasitic relationship.
Ndi ala
Jun 6
When a woman loves you, she’ll ask you for money because she doesn’t wanna beg anyone when she has a man!
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Jun 14
Désolée mais je pense que dépenser de l’argent pour rendre la vie impossible aux SDF plutôt que pour les aider c’est le symbole parfait d’un système dépourvu d’humanité
Jun 13
These benches are designd to keep homeless pople from sleeping on them.
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Actually this is grounds for breakup for me.
Asides being fertile, I’ll have to take pills and this will disrupt my body’s PH balance. It’ll just scatter all the settings I’m used to.
And you have to be a very selfish and wicked man to cum inside a woman, especially when both of you aren’t planning to conceive.
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Don’t cum inside me oh I am very fertile ..
Women don dey speak up now
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
“Your breasts may be extra sensitive today.” Flo, please, it’s Monday!
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Jun 15
Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
The world is such a depressing place man
Viral ‘dopamine sites’ are letting users shop without actually spending money
The sites feature nonexistent products, reviews, and promotions, and let users checkout and track their “courier” all without actually buying anything
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
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Would you like me to explain what the Prayer of Need (Salat al-Hajah) means?
The Prayer of Need is something you perform when you ask your Lord for a wish and want it to come true.. and here’s how it’s done:
May 4
A religious fact you didn't know about
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Jun 14
This update don cast since 😂😂. Since I discovered how to, I hardly spend 1k on data every month, na my neighbours dey suffer am.
How to access WiFi without password :
1. Go to your Wi-Fi settings and click on the locked network you want to join.
2. Change the IP Settings from DHCP to Static. 1/2
Jun 14
Is there a way to access WiFi password without the owners knowledge
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This is how I feel about “I hate all men except you” women
Jun 13
Dating a man who is disrespectful to every woman except you is not something to brag about
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كتب الفاتحة ثم عرف باسمه وكتب التاريخ سنة ١٣٠
ودعى بالرحمه لمن آمن بالكتاب ولعن من يغير الكتاب يقصد القرآن
يحملون عبء نقل الدين للاجيال
يكتبون بشكل مقصود لنقل رساله مؤرشفه حتى بالتاريخ
Jun 13
The preservation of the Quran is a miracle in itself unlike the Bible and Torah
A 1,300-year-old rock inscription of Surah Al-Fatiha in 🇸🇦
This is more proof that Allah has preserved and will continue to preserve the final revelation as He has promised
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Jun 13
for your own sanity, move on like you never knew them because in reality you never did.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jun 13
Relationship dey kîll privacy bro
You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm
If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me
If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"
If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"
God please😭😭
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.
Jun 12
I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.
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Jaabs 💧 retweeted
Jun 12
I’ve been reading about piles online and the information I found is nothing like what we hear on radio especially in local language 🤔
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Jun 12
i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.
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