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30 May 2025
Left the military after 17 years when we no longer fit each other.
Followed that up with 3 years in defense tech contracting, then departed to move into full-time entrepreneurship with my friends.
We started @drinkfktea to show the dawgs we're capable of doing more. So when we're not being dads, we're running ultras or popping out on adventures around the world.
Clean energy for people who live like life is an endurance sport. 🌊🐊
🚪10 doors & counting
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what is the diego lopes walkout song? every time I hear it I shake a lil hip (no pause)
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smarshmellows to marshmallows
My toddler has started to correctly say "blueberries" instead of "blue babies"
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genuinely insane 😭
That’s why he said Pat Ewing was the greatest Knick ever 😂😂😂
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when I make it i’m getting a mr. deeds water fountain w/ a squirt soda line
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Sparkling water that you can get as a public utility. You know, a pipe of sparkling water coming into your house.
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just another unfulfilled dad living vicariously through youth sports
COMMITMENT GRAPHICS FOR KIDS CAMPS??? THIS HAS TO BE STOPPED PLEASE
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one time on a swamp tour, a lady asked our boat capt how people can swim in the river w/ gators in it
capt goes “gators done eat cajun folk cause we too spicy”
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In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water
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always americamaxxing
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You don’t see stuff like this during other World Cups. There’s a whole generation discovering America for the first time right now without the news and the BS and they freaking LOVE it.
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Kevin retweeted
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Those people r so out of touch and arrogant. Its the reason we in the south don't want anything to do with them. Stay on the coasts and quit sending ur kids to SEC schools! We r good!
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life of a 17 y/o saving to buy a gently used kia sorento >
america bad >
People like this don't actually love America.
If you actually loved this country, you would notice it's downfalls and want it to better.
I guarantee you everyone of these "self-hating dipshits" care way more about this place than this loser who posted this.
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The only thing truly problematic about America is the number of self-hating dipshits who refuse to appreciate its greatness.
Also, GFY 🇺🇸
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Counterpoint: a bunch of dudes on dirt bikes hitting sick jumps over humvees with Marines in dress uniforms standing in front of the White House is cool as shit and everyone kind of knows why someone like you hates it
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L dad move
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Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s
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sunday jamming with the teens making breakfast
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I need Drake & Timbaland to make music together again because “Say Something” still goes platinum in this house
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