LLB.HONS! B.L ⚖️… SARCASM,OBJECTIVITY………MANCHESTER UNITED.
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A woman that travelled to the UK with the sole intention of ruining a man.
Ate his food, used his Wi-Fi, wasn't flushing toilet, accused him of rape & gunned for his medical license.
It's that one you say - ehnn you want to marry.
You go still write anonymous come give us.
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What the I say about accounts with Utd, cfc and afc??
You hate Rashford, why do you hate Rashford?
That’s when the stammering and same generic answers come out.
You convinced yourself to hate a player that has done nothing but serve this club since he was 8 years old.
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A player no serious club wants after being loaned out left and right is willing to stay at United and collect £350k a week. Shocked.
This is exactly the kind of situation where INEOS need to show how serious they are. If he gets reintegrated into the squad, we’re right back to square one.
🚨🚨| NEW: If Marcus Rashford returns to Manchester United, his preference is to 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐑 his contract until 2028 rather than join any other Premier League side. ❤️
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That Baba Ijesha story is still leaving me stunned. 😂
He was released from Prison in November, they had a child 7 months after.
You just know she was taking food to meet him in prison & spamming him conjugal visits.
"Men are the prize" - I didn't know it included rapists o.
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3 clubs in 18 months. Kicked out by United. Passed by Villa. Passed by Barcelona. A proper destitute footballer. This is some people's idolo. Too funny.
Barcelona’s €30m option to sign Marcus Rashford on a permanent basis following his loan spell at Camp Nou expired yesterday.
Despite Rashford’s desire to stay in Catalonia, the likelihood of Barcelona triggering that clause has appeared remote for months, but especially following Anthony Gordon’s €80m signing from Newcastle.
Rashford’s salary of more than £300,000-per-week — making him one of United’s highest-paid players — could see any exit run later into the summer, at which point the 28-year-old will have returned for pre-season training at Carrington. United face the same challenge in finding suitors for Andre Onana.
United are open to listening to offers for Manuel Ugarte and Joshua Zirkzee, whose playing time was limited towards the end of the season under Michael Carrick.
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Jun 14
Twitter women really think niggas will stop fucking 23 year olds because it upsets them LOL
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Jun 15
We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.
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Jun 15
Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.
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Jun 13
Rafael Leao after Ruben Amorim asks him to play LWB:
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Omo, if you see babe that’s career driven and ambitious, hold her tight o, na ‘clock it’ full street now oo
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Until it’s time to pay it back as a debt.
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🎙️| Zlatan: “The DIFFERENCE between Messi and Ronaldo is that People tell Messi that he's the GOAT, while Ronaldo tells people that he's the GOAT."
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Earth is 7.8 billion years old and you came in Messi’s era
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How lucky are you?
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Jun 13
Called myself ugly in front of her for attention and she agreed.
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Jun 13
This is a mad man
Jun 13
That “Really?” from Piers wasn't a question.
It was pure disbelief written all over his face. 😭
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Jun 13
• Ronaldo and Messi are going in their 6th World Cup, who is the better player?
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Zlatan: "After Messi won the World Cup, he put the bar... and he closed the door."
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👧: Babe so why are they not passing the ball to the guy with the whistle on his neck ?
Me :
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