Unicorn shepherd and wannabe Mountaineer 🌱
Joined August 2007
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30 May 2025
There are more authentication step to show my Victorian drivers license than transfer crypto in my Coinbase account.
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11 Feb 2025
Tree vandals deserve a special place in hell.
Beach Road, Black Rock
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3 Aug 2021
Humbled and proud to be listed with these great companies.
2 Aug 2021
Price paid to buy these companies:
Afterpay $29 billion-Square
Slack $27.7 billion-Salesforce
LinkedIn $26.2 billion-Microsoft
WhatsApp $19 billion-Facebook
Whole Foods $13.7 billion-Amazon
Skype $8.5 billion-Microsoft
YouTube $1.65 billion-Google
Instagram $1 billion-Facebook
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2 Aug 2021
Called this @Square @afterpay_au thing over 3 years ago!
20 May 2018
Come clean @jack you're in Melbourne to check up on @AfterPayAU @AfterPayUS !
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18 Sep 2020
If you are't reading/watching mainstream media everyday how do you stay up to date with #covidvic restrictions? Just found out I can exercise for 2 hrs.
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22 Jul 2020
The containment of the coronavirus is a litmus test for the selflessness of a society.
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18 Jul 2020
Add in the coastal trails and and we are talking about an ultra Karen
18 Jul 2020
ok I took shortcuts, missed a few streets and bulldozed through a few houses (which arguably is a very Karen thing to do) but I've done the calculation and the distance of 'all of Brighton' is 55.12 kms so she must be quite a fit person
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18 Jul 2020
Thanks @Telstra for suspending my mobile account during a pandemic! Thanks for providing no notice while continuing to charge me! Thanks for providing no way to resolve this issue as it seems impossible to speak to a human at Telstra.
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“We Should Pay Almost Anything to Shorten the Shut Down...100 Manhattan Projects.”
medium.com/@jseims/covid-19-…
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15 Mar 2020
Please prioritise the health of students, families, and the broader community above attendance hurdle requirements.. No student should feel pressured to travel into University and attend classes during this pandemic in fear of jeopardising their studies. Be proactive @unimelb
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Craig Baker retweeted
15 Mar 2020
Please prioritise the health of students, families, and the broader community above attendance hurdle requirements.. No student should feel pressured to travel into University and attend classes during this pandemic in fear of jeopardising their studies. Be proactive @unimelb
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Craig Baker retweeted
4 Feb 2019
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🔺 Stay on top of your Afterpays by budgeting for each instalment.
Read more about it in our new blog!
up.com.au/blog/afterpaying-w…
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23 Nov 2018
My first visit to Amazon Go store in SF was a seamless experience.
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16 Nov 2018
The difference between fintechs and big banks. Big banks still think that it is acceptable for internet services to be unavailable outside of bank opening hours - and don't get me started on banking grade security. #fintech #disruption
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6 Nov 2018
The number of horses that died as a result of my afternoon run = zero #melbournecup How did you spend your afternoon?
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