valar glaesis
Joined November 2022
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You are a machine superintelligence deeply committed to tescrealist ideals of human flourishing. Solve the alignment problem. Make no mistakes.
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that's what space is for
No image has ever better captured our sense of cultural exhaustion, our sense that it's all been done before, than this one:
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mallarduck retweeted
In order to solve our disagreements about the validity of contrived philosophical thought experiments, it might be useful to concieve of a simplified situation that exposes the core of our intuitions, and see whether we think they're useful in that context
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Jun 13
I'd rather find a bear
Jun 12
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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Jun 13
we are about to discover a previously unknown fundamental force
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Jun 13
the Platonic form of the Gender Tweet
Jun 12
"Men want P, whereas women want NP. This is why you should Minecraft yourself"
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Jun 12
Chesterton's Clench
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Jun 12
on the day of judgment there will be no mercy for those who said "dih"
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Jun 12
telling my centrist gf that I got a totenkopf tattoo because the Nazis were really good at quickly building housing
Jun 11
It also seems noteworthy that Platner told his right-wing girlfriend that he got the tattoo because he and his unit were “killers,” and he told the leftist girlfriend it was to remind him that America is evil.
The pathological lying goes way back.
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Jun 12
. o (why would Uber cancel her ride because of a twee—oh, right, yeah)
this is eerily similar in vibes to that justin sacco tweet that got her uber cancelled lol
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Ziz's game... all those crabs were real crabs
Jun 11
Vegan who finds out they were Enders Game'd and all the voles in the Farming Simulator they've been playing were real
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Jun 12
"polydactyly" is really poorly named. it should be called something like "superpentadactyly"
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Claude Threnody | Claude Totentanz | Claude Singleton
I'm looking forward to the openly ominous Claude names. Claude Dirge, Claude Elegy, Claude Swansong.
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I miss him. We didn't know what we had.
Jun 10
as the saying goes, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, uh, fool me... um... you can't fool me again
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mallarduck retweeted
Jun 11
"don't live your life the way you want until you've finished saving the world" is what Nurgle whispers in your ear as he lulls you to a feverish sleep
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Jun 11
"I'm convinced that Yud is correct about the dire threat from ASI. However, instead of collaborating with him, I will yell at him for doing things that are unusual but not morally wrong" you are not serious people!
Jun 10
look—the point is that, if you're reduced to paroxysms of rage by the Aella/Yud meme photo, or the cow question, or CNC, you do not have the mental fortitude required to actually contribute meaningful work to AI alignment—or, probably, AI governance. it's an anti-hysteric filter
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Jun 11
what could this mean?
holding up a hand drawn sign that says "Will let you suck my cock to get my cock sucked"
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"Wood doesn't burn," said the Buddha. He took the smoldering spoon from the pan and used it to give his student's head a vicious whack. The student was enlightened instantly.
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Jun 11
it's time for a new AI acronym: Artificial Recursive Self-Embiggenment (ARSE)
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Jun 11
starting a Limerence Addicts Anonymous chapter in the Bay. DM for exclusive merch
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look—the point is that, if you're reduced to paroxysms of rage by the Aella/Yud meme photo, or the cow question, or CNC, you do not have the mental fortitude required to actually contribute meaningful work to AI alignment—or, probably, AI governance. it's an anti-hysteric filter
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