I don’t know where I’m going
Joined June 2012
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moll ♉️ retweeted
6 Oct 2023
Applebee's idk what you put in that margarita but i just shitted in my car
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moll ♉️ retweeted
1 Jul 2023
This is your daily reminder that ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
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moll ♉️ retweeted
2 Jun 2023
Last night got away from me
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31 May 2023
I used to be a semi-anxious driver… now I am the most anxious driver on planet earth all bc my car almost exploded one night GOD
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28 Apr 2023
A year ago last night I was at a small Lorde show in Denver and I’ve never had a more ethereal moment
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8 Apr 2023
You smell that?
It smells exactly like the air did in spring of 2017 right before I fell asleep for a nap with the windows open in my freshman dorm
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18 Mar 2023
Jokes on you I want you to think I’m a bad driver so I never have to drive
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moll ♉️ retweeted
7 Mar 2023
Working on site today
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