if there’s two things in this world that make me believe in God its beer and lebron james 🤘
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
May 27
I have 'texture autism', so I need to drink at least 12 beers a night
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Hungover. Camera is broken. Time for a two touchdown performance by Jeremiah Smith.
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
just remember that a cavs win against the knicks is a win against capitalism, ai, and transphobia
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
May 8
Landing in Cleveland and kissing the ground. Gods Country
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
May 7
i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Apr 20
I've got a porn addiction, an addiction to pour'n alcohol into a glass and drinking it. It's called alcoholism
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EVIL!! LEAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEENS BE!!!
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I DM’d a woman just to say “You’re the GOAT” can’t wait for my state sanctioned execution 🔜😮💨
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Apr 16
Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
anyway. as much as i’d love to sit here and argue about eating pussy all day, i have to go do these damn taxes
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
24 Apr 2012
When fat girls wear Yoga Pants #RuhRoh #BonerAlert
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Apr 7
Im not into feet stuff but I am into women so I’m basically into feet stuff
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Apr 7
call me italian the way i eat her feetuchine
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Me: hey man you’re still valid no matter what anyone says.
Gavin DeGraw: I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TO BE LATELY
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Gavin DeGraw in my city… didn’t even check in with the boss for a few beers. Alright man.
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Fortnite item shop is ass and no toes in my vicinity. What the fuck is even the point.
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