Pausing my social media vacation so I can say good morning, afternoon, and evening to my favorite racing team @ScuderiaFerrari Hey guys, my application to be the team race strategist should still be in your inbox whenever you’re ready to stop throwing races away. Cheers.

Rep. Troy Nehls says his Republican colleague Tony Gonzales shouldn’t resign because it would hand Democrats the House majority. Reporter: Aren’t some things bigger than politics? Nehls: “No! Not up here, not the way we do what we do in the House.”

Republicans won’t even pass a bill that will prevent Democrats from stealing every next election… but we libertarians are ruining everything. Gotcha. It’s funny, we only have 3% and are irrelevant until we are needed to be scapegoats. We have given advice, cheered good moves and will boo bad moves. Because we aren’t in a cult.

How to legally insider trade 101: Join Congress You wake up at 5am. You put on a hard hat or a badge or scrubs. You drive to a job that doesn't care if you slept. You do it again tomorrow. You've been putting $100 a month into your 401k since you were 26. You don't pick stocks. You buy an index fund because that's what they told you to do. You get 8% a year if you're lucky. That's the deal. That's what regular people get. Some months you check the balance and it's down and you feel it in your chest. That's your kid's college. That's your retirement. That's every time you told your wife "not this month." You don't get to cheat. You don't know anyone. You just keep putting in the $100. Congress doesn't play by those rules. September 2008. Lehman Brothers just collapsed. The Treasury Secretary and the Fed chairman pull congressional leaders into an emergency room. So classified they take everyone's phones at the door. They tell the room the entire global financial system could collapse in days. Congressman Spencer Bachus is in that room. He's the ranking member of the House Financial Services Committee. Literally the guy in charge of overseeing Wall Street. He walks out. Next morning he buys options that pay double when the market crashes. Sells days later. Profit. Same year, the Pelosis are sitting on shares of Visa they got at the IPO. She blocks a credit card reform bill. She's working for her bags. Visa pumps 2x. She makes bank. The market crashes 15%. 10 million families lost their homes. Housing dropped 27%. $4.2 trillion in household wealth just gone. Your parents' house is underwater. Your retirement is cut in half. People are losing everything. Nobody in Congress lost anything. Zero prosecutions. No consequences. So what'd they do? They did it again. January 2020. Classified Senate briefing on COVID. Most Americans haven't even heard the word yet. Senator Richard Burr walks out and writes a public op-ed. America is "better prepared than ever." Everything's fine folks. Then he dumps up to $1.7 million in stock. 33 trades. One day. Your portfolio was at an all-time high that week. You didn't touch it. Why would you. You trusted the people running the country. Two weeks later Burr is behind closed doors telling rich donors the truth. This virus is "much more aggressive than anything we've seen in recent history." He told you it was fine. He told them to get out. S&P 500 drops 34% in five weeks. Your savings of 20 years wiped in half. Just gone. Obliterated. You're sanitizing groceries in the garage wondering if your parents are gonna make it. Senator Kelly Loeffler is reallocating millions after her classified briefing. Senator Feinstein's husband dumps up to $6 million in late January. 1.1 million people died. And four senators were trading on classified pandemic briefings. No hedge fund had that intel. No pension fund. No financial advisor. Nobody. Just them. Just the people in that room. DOJ opened investigations. Quietly closed all of them. Burr finished his term. Retired with a full pension. You buried your grandmother and watched your retirement account crater. They sold at the top. Now look at this. Your savings grow 8% a year. Average hedge fund, where you need a million bucks just to get in the door. 6 to 11% a year. Top 50 hedge funds on the planet. Smartest money alive. Billions in computing power. 12.4% a year. Warren Buffett. Greatest investor who ever lived. 20% a year. Nancy Pelosi walked into Congress in 1987 with a portfolio worth $700,000. She's worth $240 million now. Her net worth is 40 times her entire lifetime government salary. 350x return. In 2024 alone her portfolio gained 71%. The S&P did 25%. She beat all of them. Every hedge fund. Every quant. Buffett. Everyone. On a government salary. Before they get power their returns are normal. After? Their trades start predicting earnings announcements before they happen. ITS A RIGGED SYSTEM. You get 8%. They get whatever they want. Because they write the rules. ABOVE THE LAW. PERFECT CHEAT CODE. Now think about this. What if you insider trade once, whether on purpose or by accident? A guy in Houston overheard his wife on a Zoom call about a company acquisition. Bought stock. Made $1.76 million. FBI showed up. Two years federal prison. Career gone. Wife gone. His lawyer told the judge he will never work again. Martha Stewart. Avoided a $45,000 loss. Five months in prison. Max sentence for insider trading is 20 years. Median is 30 months. The penalty for a member of Congress who violates the STOCK Act. $200. $200 fricking dollars. 78 members violated it in the last Congress alone. Nobody got prosecuted. Number of members of Congress ever prosecuted for trading on legislative knowledge in the entire history of the United States. Zero. 86% of Americans want to ban congressional stock trading. Can't even get a vote on it. Because the people who'd have to vote for the ban are the ones making money off it. This whole economy. $30 trillion. Built by the people waking up early and putting in the $100 a month and wearing the hard hat and the badge and the scrubs. You built it. You played by the rules. You got 8%. 535 people who never built a thing in their lives are skimming the top with information they didn't earn and immunity they gave themselves. That's the system. Its pure crime. Hypocrisy of the highest level. Insider trading for me. Prison for thee. So you want to insider trade and maybe pay a $200 fine? Join Congress and work for your bags.

That's from February 6, 2019. It's this kind of shit that makes everyone look stupid. x.com/i/status/1093137459699…

The F1 integration in Apple Maps is better than I expected, it even includes all the numbered turns.

Alonso in Melbourne

Your quarterly reminder if $NVDA misses earnings we’re all gonna die

Grown ass man thinking “18 trillion in investments” is an even remotely fathomable number. Literal toddler mind. Incredible

Erika Kirk’s operating system messages: RUNTIME EXCEPTION. Error 404. Fatal system error. Contact your manufacturer

JD Vance at the State of the Union making sure everyone says pwease and thank you (w/ @NautPoso )

Holy shit this is bad. Pete Hegseth is basically threatening Anthropic - which he inked a deal with to implement AI in the Pentagon - because they won’t remove these two safeguards in their programming. 1. Prevention of AI-controlled weapons 2. Prevention of mass domestic surveillance of Americans Even worse, it seems OpenAI, Google, and xAI have all signaled they’re totally fine with removing these safeguards if Anthropic won’t. This should be the only story everywhere right now. Stand with Anthropic!

I’ll save you some time on the State of the Union: • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • Transgender for everyone • Prescription drugs down 1500% • Tariffs are making us rich • Border invasion • We are the hottest country in the world • Canada = 51st state • Some gibberish • Something about Greenland • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • Still Joe Biden’s fault • Witch hunt • Rigged election • I know more about everything than anybody • More gibberish • Greatest economy ever Am I missing anything?

Milennials (noun): A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

Thomas Massie just went nuclear on Trump’s DOJ for bringing zero “charges, arrests, or investigations” over the Epstein files. “Who should be investigated?” “I’ll name them right here.” “Leon Black.” “Jes Staley, accused of terrible things.” “Leslie Wexner.” “Why did the FBI list him as a co-conspirator in their own documents in a child sex trafficking case, and then tell him that they had no questions for him?” “Over 3 million documents describing horrible things, unspeakable things, much of it redacted.” “Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide.” “But I haven’t seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States.” “Prince Andrew, Duke of York, who has since been stripped of his royal titles due to his affiliation with Jeffrey Epstein, has been arrested.” “Peter Mandelson, who previously served as UK’s ambassador to the United States, resigned in disgrace from UK’s House of Lords and the Labour Party, and he’s been arrested.” “Former Prime Minister of Norway, Thorbjørn Jagland, has been charged.” “But we don’t see any charges, arrests, or investigations in the United States.” “What do we see?” “We see our FBI director celebrating in the locker room at the Olympics overseas.” “We need justice.” @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY

Congressional ethics is a joke. They have so much dirt on members of Congress, and they do nothing. There is even a slush fund they use to pay people off with your tax dollars. This is part of why the system is so broken. They’re sitting on reports, and if someone steps out of line, isn’t it ironic how they leak them, threaten to leak them, or time it for right after Election Day? As you can see, there is a serious problem up here, largely surrounding sexual misconduct. It pisses me off because while some of us are actually working and busting our asses, these clowns are sexually harassing their own staff, doing illegal crap, insider trading etc. It sets a terrible precedent for the entire institution. I would kick every single one of you out if I could, but I can’t because the votes aren’t there. The one thing I can do is call it out on here so people know and push to ensure there is no insider trading for any of you. Stop being predatory freaks and get OUT of office. YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. This behavior is reprehensible and a poor reflection on the Republican Party, and I will not tolerate this type of moral rot in my own party. NOR should the AMERICAN PEOPLE.

What a silly thing to do for a hoax

> be Sammy Azdoufal, software engineer > spend $2000 on DJI Romo vacuum > decide to control it with xbox controller like a chad > use Claude to reverse engineer the API > It works because Claude is the GOAT > just need to grab auth token from their cloud servers > token works... Claude is unbeaten > wait why is he authenticated as 7000 devices > ohno.jpg > backend trusted any valid token for any device, no ownership verification > mfw Sammy has live camera feeds from vacuums in 24 countries > watching some german dude eat cereal at 3am > can pull SLAM data and get floor plans of everyone's house > could be the world's most efficient burglar > could be the world's most at scale pervert > Sammy just wanted to drive his vacuum bro > reports it like a responsible adult > DJI patches in 2 days > back to being a normal guy with overpriced roomba > mfw the entire IoT industry treats auth like it's 2005