Almiron: some player isn’t he?

We’ve got two pairs of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Man Utd on January 2nd at St James’ Park! Just follow & RT and we’ll pick two winners at random TONIGHT! #NUFC #MUFC

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP. Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.

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Think we need to appreciate this man!!! R9 x.com/90sfootball/status/950…

To be in with a chance to win Matt Ritchie signed football boots follow this account and retweet this tweet @the_dilsh @PaulDummett

I turned down Barcelona and Man Utd so I suspect the answer would have been the same ! x.com/theleaguepaper/status/…

Big Al Shearer is finally on Twitter! Looking forward to some interesting views on nufc! ⚽️

Unfortunate place for this bloke to stand at Heathrow airport today..

This is why the North East is truly unique.... gofundme.com/brx6wk

People shouldn't make fun of fat people... they have enough on their plate as it is

Okay ... So I shouldn't be watching, but Malta and Holland for me...

great result!! Congratulations to the whole team for this great game!! pololololopolololopolololo Debuchy 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

A truly sad day, RIP Nelson Mandela