formerly known as assblaster™: smells like napalm, tastes like chicken. || books, birding, gundam, otome || "captain", any prns, 27, 🇨🇦
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holy fucking shit??😭
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Jun 12
Please please PLEASE go bird watching or hiking!! Genuinely getting involved and intrested in nature and building a community around it is the best thing thats happened to me. You'll realize most people are much kinder than the internet makes you presume
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what are some good things to do for someone who’s just getting into existing for the first time
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for context:
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the mississauga towers look like if the twin towers tried to dodge the planes
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hello little chickadee and why are you nesting in that log even!!
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Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.
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Jun 8
클튜 폴더에서 언제그렸는지 모르겠는거 발견함
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we're going camping this weekend so i look forward to hopefully spotting more animals
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i also spotted a scarlet tanager, several eastern grey pewees, and finally a red-eyed vireo but couldnt get pictures of them bc my camera settings were all mucked up and dark
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Jun 6
sun halo and black headed gulls:)
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i am anti-doomerism here btw if you're a doomer or fatalist you need to leave
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Jun 5
We in places you can’t pronounce. They are boring places but you can’t pronounce the names
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Jun 6
Went bird watching with friends this morning!
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i really just spent $200 on a fucking alyzeus gunpla. why
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i weighed my baby boa this morning and shes 48g, im so proud she's growing so fast
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friend of mine started a local book club and our first book is dungeon crawler carl so im starting that today
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