It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
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6 May 2023
‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
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Taking a well earned break from inexplicably being hired to advertise fucking everything
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The pundits have a post it note in front of them that says ‘Do not make jokes your grandad not liking Japan’.
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Netherlands national anthem
‘We are liking reclaimed land, and a little smoke, it’s ok if you want to kiss a lady and at the same time kiss a bloke’
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Ludwig van Beethoven, Angela Merkel, Karl Marx, Claudia Schiffer, Marlene Dietrich, Nena, your boys took one hell of a beating*
*let in an equalising goal from Curaçao
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Jun 14
BBC continuity announcer introducing the Scotland coverage by saying ‘Don’t forget to watch this programme you need a TV licence’
Aye, is that right big man. We’ll see about that, eh?
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Jun 13
Once in a generation night for Scotland’s coke dealers
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Jun 13
Roger Federer, Martina Hingis, Carl Jung, Henri Nestlé, William Tell, your boys took one hell of a beating*
*achieved a draw
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Jun 13
2 hydration breaks and 30 minute break in a 2 hour period is better than working conditions than in a contact centre for 8 hours.
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Jun 13
Whilst the car was getting MOT’d I went into a local charity shop to kill time. They had loads of really nice clothes. Mid to high end stuff, all of it very inexpensive (80% of it 99p an item, £9.99 being the highest priced thing I saw).
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Jun 11
Look everyone – a desperate attempt to appeal to women because our Makerfield by-election candidate is a pervy misogynist moron.
Jun 11
I’m delighted that my friend Ellie Reynolds has applied to be a Reform UK candidate.
She cares deeply about justice for the victims of the rape gang scandal.
Well done to you, Ellie. 👏
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