Joined May 2018
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Pretty sure "Watermelon Sugar" was written about me. thanks @Harry_Styles.
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just a couple of delicious and hilarious candies making a long awaited comeback, in search of Wikipedia recognition to convince the internet we exist
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Plot Twist: I faked my death and broke away to start a new family under the moniker @1908Candy. We return to power 30 years later in a little town called @Walgreens. I call it "Purple Reign" - featuring me @AlexGrapeCandy, @JohnnyAppCandy, @CherryClanCandy & @Mr_MelonCandy
7 Nov 2019
CURRENTLY SHOPPING AROUND MY SCRIPT FOR FERRARA PAN: THE MOTION PICTURE. THIS GANGSTER EPIC SEES FOUR FAMILIES (BOSTON BAKED BEANS, THE RED HOTS, THE JAW BREAKERS, AND THE CHERRY CLAN) STRUGGLE FOR SUPREMACY FOLLOWING THE UNEXPECTED DEATH OF CRIME BOSS ALEXANDER THE GRAPE.
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What's good Mike, glad you asked. I'm back at Select @Walgreens and Harmons Face Values. What's your zip?
Replying to @mr_meloncandy
@mr_meloncandy Where have you been? I haven't seen you since I was a kid in the 80s. Are you coming back?
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