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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
It isn't. It really isn't. I can't begin to tell you how profoundly ordinary we all are.
Is there any other possibility? Like have you ever considered that you might have a personality disorder?
No, it must be MI5. it MUST.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
"THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT"
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
Oh thatβs easy.
The child gets distracted by a beauty influencer and spends the next 10 minutes trying to redeem a 20% off voucher for glass skin serum from a Korean website.
Dunno what happens to the mother.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
...until you turn back up at home after a night out and your kids are goose-stepping and have set up a branch of the Hitler Youth, and reported you to the secret police for being insufficiently fervent in your adoration of the Fuhrer.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
I'd suggest a brain scan.
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The ban on Social Media platforms for U16βs would not be necessary if the platforms in question would just moderate themselves and enforce standards. However, it is clear that some - X in particular - just canβt be arsed, and when your owner is a demented wanker itβs no wonder.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
Happy Monday!
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
Well, well, well.
Farage now plans to "cap the recruitment of foreign doctors to ensure that British patients are not being put at risk".
So foreign doctors are a danger to patients?
Stupid fucking racist twat!
Foreign doctors save lives every day in the NHS.
@Nigel_Farage
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
Sounds like another Team Cartland big identity reveal π€£ππ€£ππ€£π
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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He was only kept for 3 hours
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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I've just hit 300k followers.. but don't be fooled..
I only hit 200k earlier this year after over 10 years of consistent bird photography, that was a great landmark..
In the weeks since I've gained another 100k, but the vast majority are BOTS! π
@nikitabier.. what's going on?
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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Male Marsh Harrier approaching! π
Taken recently at RSPB Ham Wall in Somerset. ππ¦
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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Did you ever consider that the problem is that people have to sleep outside?
And we should solve that, instead of making seating shitty for everybody.
These benches are designd to keep homeless pople from sleeping on them.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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Felis catus, nature's great hunter, stalks his prey like an assassin waiting for the perfect shot, then pounces with efficiency and precision.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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Happy 80th Birthday to the GOAT (singer, rocker, husband) #NoddyHolder β€οΈ
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I have been a secondary school teacher for more than 20 years and have taught thousands of children. I can confirm that trans children do, in fact, exist. They also have individual personalities and are as perfect as any other human being.
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
All this pseudo-medical nonsense, but she couldnβt support her daughter Paloma through cancer treatment that would have given her an 80% chance of recovery.
Never forget Kate Shemirani let her own daughter die because of her own fear & her crackpot beliefs.π
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Her Holiness Mrs Trellis, resurrected retweeted
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πΆEvery Bunny Was Kung Fu FightingπΆ
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
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