Writer. Comedian. Palindromist. (palindromist.org)
Joined January 2009
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
The Dmitri Borgmann #SatorSquare mystery has been solved, by none other than palindromist extraordinaire @msalt! His response to my article has just appeared in Notes & Queries: doi.org/10.1093/notesj/gjab0… #palindrome
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
3 Mar 2021
professor: so what did we learn from the trolley problem?
me: that it’s alright to murder one guy if you don’t murder five
professor: that is absolutely not the lesson
me: ok well then I need a lawyer
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
12 Dec 2020
2/3s of Republicans in Congress signed onto a lawsuit attempting to disenfranchise millions of voters, and somehow @Kaepernick7 was the one disrespecting our American values?
Race impacts...basically everything
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
28 Aug 2020
DEMOCRATS WILL MAKE EVERY CITY LOOK LIKE PORTLAND!
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
29 Aug 2020
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
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26 Jul 2020
Here's a thing I wrote about the Portland resistance against Trump's secret police, for a Vancouver BC newspaper.
thetyee.ca/Analysis/2020/07/…
1 Jun 2020
Trump warned you we'd be "tired of winning."
Mark Saltveit retweeted
1 Jun 2020
Trump going to declare that the wind is a terrorist organization.
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1 Jun 2020
Lose the lazy generational stereotypes, "Brain Genius." Mark Zuckerberg and Kylie Jenner and Instagram founders Kevin Systrom and Mile Krieger and Snapchat's 3 founders are all millennials.
31 May 2020
Policemen who support the killer cop are literally Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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11 May 2020
Portland Millennials: I totally support racial justice for Black and Brown people and will do whatever I can to make it happen...
except wear a mask when I line up to pay the cashiers of color in every single restaurant and convenience store here.
Mark Saltveit retweeted
27 Mar 2020
WHY ARE WE ALLOCATING EMERGENCY AID FOR THE ARTS?
Screamed by people who have been watching Netflix, reading books, and playing video games for 18 hours/day.
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Mark Saltveit retweeted
26 Mar 2020
The fact that scientists were right to warn for decades about a pandemic makes me wonder if they might be right about global warming too
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5 Mar 2020
Prediction: Hillary is going to endorse “my good friend” Bernie just to sabotage his campaign. She hates that guy.
3 Mar 2020
Weird Al is a drastically underrated singer and showman. That’s all for now.
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21 Feb 2020
I don’t know which candidate’s fans need to hear this, but if you think compromise is “corrupt” or wrong, then you’re calling for dictatorship. That is literally the only way to avoid it.
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21 Feb 2020
Also you can’t make a good argument for practicality that it starts with the phrase “If we took all the money that goes to the military now...” That’s true but useless in the real world, passionate dude in a Portland dive bar.