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🚨Public service announcement.🚨 NO I HAVEN'T BEEN HACKED. I sometimes just have bad takes 🤣
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Tequila Whisperer retweeted
Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup… “I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said. "You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said. "The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said. "Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave? "Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really? "You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be. "This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done. "I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."
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Only thing I love more than the trolls is AI 🤣
Happy Birthday, Roldy!
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Ever log on to Twitter and wonder why your feed is full of the dumbest rage bait 🐂 💩? Then you look up and you’re in the “for you” section 🤣🖕🖕off Elon
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The collab you never knew you needed. Watch Mauricio Pochettino on tonight's episode of #MasterChef at 8pm ET on FOX!
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And as always

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absolute bull shit and undeserved.
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Gianni here telling this group “I would have organized the next ten world cups in Qatar” and claiming (falsely, again) the tournament passed without any incident.
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#soundersfc GOOOOOOOOAAAL in the 55th minute by #9 Jesus Ferreira #soundersmatchday #ebfg
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#soundersfc GOOOOOOOOAAAL IN THE 43rd min by number #11 Albert Rusnák #soundersmatchday #ebfg #snáktime
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How about Kansas City? They could do just relegate SKC to Las Vegas
BREAKING: A committee of MLS owners met this month to discuss the Vancouver Whitecaps, including potential relocation, sources tell me and @tombogert. Las Vegas is currently the top suitor, sources said. nytimes.com/athletic/7233781…
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Can we run extension cords to some green flailing arm tube guys then?

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🚫 According to sources FIFA forced Major League Soccer club Seattle Sounders to remove their pyrotechnics from goal posts. Traditionally when goals are scored in Lumen Field fire is shot out of the goalposts. This was a mandate for the natural grass installation.
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I kinda wish the 🇺🇸 were a vampire. One with no reflection.
Doesn't matter. The World Cup is on our watch and it will reflect on America...fair or not. There may even people who want it to fail (sadly, including some Americans) precisely because it will reflect on America. A World Cup is always framed relative to the host country.
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Chivas win 5-0 on Saturday Chivas lose 1-4 on Sunday
🆕🇺🇸 Timo Werner scores his first MLS goal. 🇩🇪
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Do the Sounders become the main tenant what the hawks move to Boise?
Lmfao Seahawks act like they own the stadium it pisses me off.
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Now how bout we get the fking OFFLINE predators?
🚨 JUST IN: FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL JUST ANNOUNCED A STUNNING 490% SURGE IN ARRESTS OF ONLINE CHILD PREDATORS! They located 6,200 MISSING CHILDREN and arrested 300 HUMAN TRAFFICKERS! Protect the children!
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Aaaaand that’s why you don’t put your pass backs on frame
🚨 BREAKING: Football madness in Brazil 🇧🇷 A goal scored in just 19 SECONDS… without even touching the ball 😳⚽ Novorizontino capitalise on a shocking error by Sport Recife in Série B. You’ll never see this again 😂
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#soundersfc GOOOOOOAAALLL in the 20th min by #14 PAUL ROTHROCK #ebfgaway #soundersmatchday
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Has your ego been injured in a CCC match? Do you feel you’re entitled to compensation? You might want to call the law firm of Paul & Paul. #soundersmatchday #ebfgaway #sounders
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The bad ass musical backdrop. But if you switch out the music or simply mute it he looks like she’s checking to see if his fart hit the floor.
President Trump thinking about all the ways he is going to make Iran regret killing 4 U.S. soldiers
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