Comedy columnist: @BritishComedy. Judge: @GlastoFest Emerging Talent Competition. Judge/talent scout: @ComedyAwards

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29 Oct 2019
I just spent three weeks traveling around Iran, and if it's okay with you I'd like to talk about how I found it? In some sort of Twitter thread maybe?
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BREAKING: Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillioncunt
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Why does LinkedIn even send notifications on a Saturday night? Fuck off LinkedIn
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It's true. I basically wanted to write about the weirdest comedy night I could find
Mark Muldoon's latest comedy diary features John Kearns, Gutter, Siblings, Sikisa, Joe Kent-Walters, Sean Morley, Rohan Sharma and Madeleine Brettingham. comedy.co.uk/live/features/m…
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I want to buy a product that's high in protein. Does anybody know if there's any available?
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I can't think of a British show that's done one-liner news satire jokes better than SNLUK is currently doing them on Weekend Update
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It's true I did write this
Mark Muldoon reports back from gigs with Jen Brister, Aisling Bea, Riki Lindhome, Jamie Hutchinson and Kyrah Gray. comedy.co.uk/live/features/m…
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Pic 1: dates crew are required for this year's Traitors series, as revealed by job adverts. Pic 2: large gap in James Acaster's otherwise packed tour schedule. Deduct a couple of days from the start & end for rigging etc, and: Acaster seems likely to be doing Celebrity Traitors
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Top five SNLUK moments: 1. The skincare advert 2. "Saddam Walliams" 3. The beeping lime 'bike' 4. What kind of Irish is your grandad 5. "also: I'm older than I look"
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Possibly the most blatant clickbait ever
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Here is a video of Christopher Macarthur-Boyd being surprised on stage by Amy Annette at Always Be Comedy with the news he'd won the Next Big Thing 2026 award. Find out more here: comedy.co.uk/live/news/8672/…
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I am the first journalist in the world to report back on huge new shows from James Acaster and Olga Koch. 🍨 Plus: Ross Noble, Dan Tiernan, Creepy Boys, and Rosa Garland's show featured the wildest moment I've EVER witnessed in a comedy show (DM for deets) comedy.co.uk/live/features/m…
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Four huge names in this roundup. Russell Howard, Joanne McNally (Taskmaster/My Therapist Ghosted Me), Josh Johnson (Daily Show, enormous on socials) hipster icon Kate Berlant. 2 of the shows I really liked, 2 I basically disliked. Any guesses which? 😬 comedy.co.uk/live/features/m…
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This article is too long but luckily I could just ask AI to summarise it for me
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31 Dec 2025
Here's my top 40 live comedy shows of 2025. See where James Acaster, Dara O Briain, Katherine Ryan, Taylor Tomlinson, Simon Amstell, Suzi Ruffell, Off Menu Live, Taskmaster Live, Ivo Graham and Michelle de Swarte all placed! comedy.co.uk/live/features/m…
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14 Dec 2025
Hello here is my 19th annual albums of the year list. I reckon the top 14 are all classics. Phenomenal year 🥹
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7 Dec 2025
I spent 2025 putting all the best new music into this, my 14th end-of-year playlist. Music is in a fantastic place right now, pop music particularly the best it's been for decades. What a pleasure, what a joy 🥹 open.spotify.com/playlist/0Y…
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This PoliticsUk twitter account is just a way for its ex-Tory MP co-owner Ben Howlett to line his pockets from whoever pays him enough money democracyforsale.substack.co…
🚨 NEW: The Government is delaying 4 of next year's mayoral elections until 2028 These are Essex, Hampshire and the Solent, Sussex and Brighton, and Norfolk and Suffolk [@JackElsom]
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19 Aug 2025
Brilliant investigation, this: the comedy PR company that decided to start their own publication that reviews all their own acts (amongst others). HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE behaviour, you might think.
Revealed: The review website secretly owned by a Fringe publicist. Story @chortle: chortle.co.uk/news/2025/08/1… #EdFringe
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6 Jul 2025
Here's my Glastonbury 2025 review, featuring substantial 1975 criticisms, 21 acts ranked from best to worst, 'lil bits on Pulp, Neil Young and Olivia Rodrigo, Shangri-la criticisms, Taskmaster and 2027 headliner predictions shr.pn/WVydQ @Glastopia @GlastoFestFeed
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3 Jul 2025
If Glasto Thingy is recommending you read my review of the festival, maybe take that as a sign to read my review of the festival x
Glastonbury 2025 - The "Worthy Awards" louderthanwar.com/glastonbur… via @louderthanwar
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