I was having breakfast in my hotel today when an American asked me about Zambia🇿🇲. I explained that we have 10 provinces compared to their 50 states: Lusaka = a mix of New York the Washington metropolitan area (DMV). Government, finance, embassies, deal-making, networking and everyone acting “busy.” Southern = Texas California. Cattle, farming, big land, quiet money, business-minded people, and Victoria Falls & Lake Kariba carrying the tourism economy. Copperbelt = Michigan Pennsylvania. Industrial backbone. Mining towns. Old money. Union vibes. People who remember when the economy was “serious.” North-Western = Alaska. Rich in natural resources, sparsely populated, and everyone believes the future is there. Western = Louisiana. Strong cultural identity, flood plains, proud traditions, and its own rhythm entirely. Eastern = Iowa Kansas. Agriculture, hardworking people, and quietly influential politically. Central = Ohio. Right in the middle of everything. Farms, transport links, mining, logistics. The “swing province” energy. Northern = Washington. Rain, greenery, lakes, waterfalls and underrated natural beauty. Muchinga = Colorado. Mountains, scenery, adventure, wilderness and people forgetting how beautiful it actually is. Luapula = Minnesota a little Florida fishing-town energy. Water everywhere. Fish economy. Relaxed pace of life. Hidden tourism potential. Zambia is basically America compressed into 10 provinces… just with better weather, less stress, nshima, fewer lights and highways. 🇿🇲

Lewis Hamilton WINS for Ferrari!

We are back! 💪🏾

THE MOMENT THE KNICKS WERE CROWNED NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 IT'S THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP IN 53 YEARS!!!

I need to buy this attire for my safari guide. 😂 #ghana

When is Alonso retiring?

This is hilarious!

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The good old days! 😂

In 2010, US officials warned that South Africa’s World Cup would be unsafe because of crime and theft, suggesting tourists would stay away out of fear. 16 years later, the World Cup is in their own backyard and England’s team has been robbed in America before their first game.

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So I helped @elonmusk become a trillionaire? That’s going on my resume.

I forgot we had nine teams at the World Cup! 🤦🏾‍♀️

So Mobutu is cool again?

Zambian politics has hit a new low. Today was a circus.

No sport delivers suspense quite like basketball. Until the final buzzer, anything can happen. That’s what makes it so special. #NBAFinals

Let’s be honest: this application won’t get past the screening stage.

New York to Monaco: Hold my beer 🍺

I agree! China will take the crown for best World Cup ever!

Xenophobia FC 💀

Teams that are able to adapt to the bad turfs will have the advantage in the #FIFAWorldCup Fake grass on concrete? Wishing the knees all the best.