Pixies loving, ladybird hoarding, border terrier owning, smiley potato faced miserablist. Views definitely my own (apart from the idiot ones, I borrow them).
Joined February 2009
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My goldfish Vincent was found floating at the top of the pond. He was 29 years old. RIP Vince, u r wiv da angles now…
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No you’re crying because the @DogsTrust dog you sponsored has died 💔 sleep well Riley.
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I never understand why people who know the correct answers dont step on all of them in #bridgeoflies it winds me up.
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This series of #taskmaster is up there with the best. Joyous stuff.
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Quite fancy pink hair, anyone want to recommend a semi-permanent soft pink dye?
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Having lost a bit of clem, no one told me I’d have to buy new bloody shoes…
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What is it about a locked gate and a sign saying private property makes people think, that’s fine I’ll climb over it with my two little kids and leave a mess by the river ?
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There I am, top right! Ace night.
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Cannot wait until I see these lot again in Dunfermline tomorrow night…
@PIXIES
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Can we not just fuck Eurovision off and use the money saved to bring back #BetweentheCovers!
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Muzzer Daftbat 🦩 retweeted
May 15
Artist Eric Winter used his adored wife Joan as model for so many of his fairy tale heroines, such as Cinderella
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Watching the second series of #thechesnutman and I don’t know if I can watch any more! What the fuck @netflix
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Muzzer Daftbat 🦩 retweeted
May 10
Time for a round of ‘you can only pick one’.
Which will it be?
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Muzzer Daftbat 🦩 retweeted
May 2
COME ON YOU BLUES.
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Anyone know if there will be any food
In the fanzone tomorrow? Like breakfast rolls or something? Cheers @officialcufc #cufc
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