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Demon. 👇
15 Mar 2023
MN Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan on sex changes for minors: "When our children tell us who they are, it is our job as grown-ups to listen and to believe them. That's what it means to be a good parent."
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Brazilian Congressman Nikolas Ferreira torches the woke agenda This was his address to Congress on International Women’s Day:
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"World War III" And here we are... WTF is wrong with #Democrats and #republicans letting clownass #Biden walk us right into war...
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Somebody wake up Joe Biden - it’s time for his pudding.
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Shithole city.
3 Jul 2020
This is the aftermath of more than 30 days of antifa rioting in Portland. There are no signs it is slowing. Last night they targeted the federal courthouse, smashing windows & setting fire. The area is trashed w/debris from glass bottles & fireworks used as weapons against police
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July off to a roaring start
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The entire kitchen sink got thrown at Trump this year. If you think it was random I have a new vaccine & protest march to sell you.
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1 Jul 2020
Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!
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Which just strengthens the business owner lawsuit that this was the choice of Seattle muni government.
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The Los Angeles Council passed a motion Tuesday to replace Los Angeles Police Department officers with unarmed “crisis response” personnel They will be armed with Pad, pencil and pamphlets Wife Beaters will politely be asked to stop and seek counseling breitbart.com/crime/2020/06/…
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1 Jul 2020
My message to a small man @h3h3productions
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Funny how the same exact people didn't have a problem with the same exact statues when Obama was President.
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WHERE ARE YOUR CAT EARS AND STRIPED STOCKINGS PRIVATE PYLE
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