PhD candidate • Economist • Master of Coins • Statistician • Bookworm • Dark As Midnight • Tuks. Wits. UJ•

Joined February 2010
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20 Jan 2018
The BEST knows no ALTERNATIVE!
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They’re just being performative. They should already have all the documents prior to the student enrolling. And they are not issued every term. Just once , covering the whole duration of study. So what exactly are they asking the parents now to submit?🤷🏿‍♂️
Well done, Curro. More schools should do the same. Deport every illegal foreigner NOW!
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You know someone knows nothing about finance when they think when the economy is bad financial institutions get hurt 😭😭
The economy is this bad. Corporate SA is renting out offices for Netflix🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This stupid PhD is going to be the death of me 🤦🏿‍♂️🤬
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You guys think life is a Nigerian movie neh?🤷🏿‍♂️
Let’s be the generation of parents where our kids would never have to first build us houses when they start working.
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Their bank accounts are no different from yours. Don’t stress too much.
Do you ever wonder if bank employees look at your account and think: how is this person surviving 😁
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I have no idea 🤷🏿‍♂️
What is your credit score?
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You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.
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but tsenang skolo guys, it will change your life
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Official immigration statistics from @SundayTimesZA and @StatsSA. The vast majority of migrants into SA are from 3 of our 6 neighbours: Zimbabwe, Mozambique & Lesotho. Virtually nobody from our other neighbouring countries: Namibia, Botswana, or Swaziland.
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients
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Says someone whose country is named “SOUTH AFRICA”🤷🏿‍♂️. Lona la acta akere 😂
Ivory Coast is a genuinely sick name for a country.
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I will never understand a "free trial" needing my debit card information.
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Instead of creating jobs, South Africa simply passed a law that says financially struggling people must go claim maintenance from ... their siblings. Because, of course.
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This is why art is always interesting…The Polygamist is a book from 12 years ago…big publishers rejected it and the woman who wrote it self published…it’s now #1 on Netflix…Hand of God.
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He’s the wrong one 😂🤷🏿‍♂️
Pardon me, this guy has been Siphiwe Tshabalala this whole time and not Simphiwe? 😭
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Bridging research, policy, and international collaboration.    UJ researchers continue to address critical research gaps while contributing to conversations that extend beyond borders.    South Africa's #1 producer of accredited research outputs for four consecutive years.    #UJResearchExcellence #OrangeArmy #UJAllTheWay
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Go aparwa di khaki poi ago iwa kerekeng go binwa mokhukhu aseblief.
Sunday 🙏🏽
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When did you guys make this things thought leaders in society?🤷🏿‍♂️.
Somizi says South Africa would not survive if all foreign nationals left the country.
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You can tell #ThePolygamist wasn’t written by a South African cause there were no gay characters in there. Or gun violence.
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Kana South Africans think everything is about them. This was an adaptation from a Zimbabwean novel.
The most ridiculous thing was naming the twins Hayley and Ashley plz
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