I mostly shitpost and play video games. Also a big Wrestling fan. currently addicted to WoW again. Lover of Lore and Stories in gaming.
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We, as Americans, have got to just start ignoring the British. They haven't been culturally, economically, or politically relevant since we bailed them out of the second world war.
Jun 15
Meanwhile, in America:
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Jun 13
At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.
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I always knew I loved this girl 🤣🫡
Jun 13
As a Scottish living in Florida, this is pretty much how I walk about every day. 😂
I’m so happy my brethren are here to experience it!
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Quick update on our World Cup visitors.
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Not gonna lie...seeing Euros say, "America isn't anything like we were told," has me gettin' a little misty.
To my fellow Americans, especially y'all down here in the South, thanks for proving that our greatest export has never been what's on TV.
It's always been our people.
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Jun 13
I need to apologise to America because I judged you on stereotypes.
This country is genuinely beautiful.
The people are lovely, the roads are insane and everything feels bigger.
I get the hype now.
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Jun 12
World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:
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Jun 11
Brother, have I got a story for you.
A black Mexican just scored the first goal of the World Cup.
All timer. I’m telling you.
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Yeah, but it’s still not as good as Pooplestown Bridge! Can fit 700 of me mates in one end and we only have to walk one kilometre to the pub to drink a beer. Ya bellend!
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Jun 11
It's not our fault that we respond to foreigners expressing interest in our country by reacting with something other than sneering contempt
Jun 10
I'm sorry to be that guy, but on some level you all know these World Cup German tourists are pretending to find America super awesome for the clicks, right? Like, I just saw one of them pretending she just experienced plane wi fi for the first time....
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Jun 11
Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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Jun 9
Recap of Twitter these past few days
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This is extremely lore accurate
Me (Jey) and Ian (Jimmy) when WWE announces shows nearby
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Jun 9
the Germans’ PR is inversely proportionate to the Brits’ PR right now 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
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