writer / actor / cool dude who loves to chill. follow my tiktok please
Joined September 2012
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People make fun of this, but what if he actually became tiny and he's jumping in the air
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Jun 15
> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program
> screwworm outbreak almost immediately
> $1B to combat it
Government efficiency
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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Lowkey gay as hell when a cat is a boy. Like why aren’t u a dog bro
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Has Nicole Kidman gotten worse at hiding her aussie accent or am I just noticing it more
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🚨 BREAKING: US President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted openly consorting with members of the Thalmor
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Jun 13
man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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Jun 13
If I were a celeb I would make sure I was caught wearing this shirt by paparazzi all the time. TMZ would be like “she’s wearing the Ma shirt again.”
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Jun 12
Hummingbirds can pollinate up to 2,000 flowers a day and usually live around 4 years. She likely visited around 3 million plants before floating away on one she helped bloom.
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Jun 12
Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984.
Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.
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23 Sep 2019
Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:
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Jun 12
Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.
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Jun 12
If you have parents in NY a fun and easy way to ragebait them is by claiming the Knicks are winning because of Zohran
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Jun 11
every movie should be their personal version of the maxwells silver hammer sessions
Jun 9
Each of the 4 ‘BEATLES’ films will be “totally different” and will reflect each member.
(Source: thedirect.com/article/the-be…)
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Jun 10
i gotta get outta here, this is POOP DUDES territory
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Jun 10
Thought I was home alone so I walked down the steps shirtless singing
“I’m a chud I’m a chud I’m a fat little chud”
and my roommate was eating at the dining room table in the dark looking at me like this
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