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That year my cousin give me key say anytime wey I wan package babe make I use em apartment because him no dey stay house often and the bobo guide so the house set gan, omo under one week I carry like 4 different girls enter the compound….the landlady gaz call my cousin say she no wan see me for that compound again 😂😂😂😂
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If you no get plans travel go their city soon, no initate conversation, you go just dey press Sara money🙂…
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You and babe go dey talk for months, una go plan and marinate the meet-up well well.
Then the day wey you land for her city, you go tell am say you don dey her city, she go just reply Welcome. Smh.
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Remove the eggs and bring the noodles
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mid june dump, anyone?
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Worst thing you can do is end up with one of these prophecy babes
Two years ago, my friend received a prophecy that she was going to have a huge wedding, one that would be the talk of the town.
Fast forward two years, and she’s getting married this July. The problem? She doesn’t see that prophecy coming to pass. Her fiancé is an average guy-
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Tips on how to avoid unnecessary billing as a man:
1. Find yourself a good woman who lives within means.
2. Don’t throw compliments around recklessly or carelessly
3. Not all WhatsApp statutes or snap stories or insta you should reply to.
4. Not all calls or texts should be responded to.
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The easiest way to lose me as a friend/lover is asking them to pack leftover food for you just because you couldn’t finish it
Easiest way to know a greedy person
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Very annoying actually 🙂
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You’ll place a bid on a car, and with just 10 minutes left, someone suddenly shows up to outbid you. Funny thing is, if you never placed a bid on that same car, nobody would even look its way.
How do I know? Because it has happened to me over and over again.
Right now, I have my eyes on two solid deals at the same price. I placed a bid on one and intentionally left the other alone. Guess which one someone else immediately went and bid on? The one I touched.
Exactly as I predicted.
The funny part? The car I actually want is the one I haven’t placed a bid on yet. 😏
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How much do you need to clear your debt ?
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