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15 Jul 2025
In my country the minister has to be old as the minerals and look like them too
14 Jul 2025
Meet Botswana's 37 years old Minister of Minerals and Energy Bogolo Kenewendo
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Don’t thank me 🤣🤣 Im a public servant 🧨
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The way you defend zanu daily and get nothing hahah uyalayeka
Opposing CAB3 is not a problem, it’s part of democracy.
Criticising the President & ZANU PF is not a problem, it’s part of democracy.
PERSONAL INSULTS & LIES ❌❌❌
Publishing private conversations ❌❌❌
Tungwarara is OFF-SIDE, he can’t reward that. @ZANUPF_Official leaders should stop that behaviour, unacceptable and an insult to the millions of people who who serve & support the party daily.
@paultungwarara must reconsider his ill advised decision, let Rutendo continue with his attacks… if he is a loyal cadre, he will stop and apologise without the Landcruiser… that’s the best test of loyalty…
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After they denied that the audio about Tagwirei is a lie then boom “free “ health care as discussed on that audio
Free healthcare for all on the cards
heraldonline.co.zw/free-heal…
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So was Grace mugabe and gideon gonos Lunar chickens when they were close to govt funds free diesil free electricity and markets instructed to buy there products oro else 🤣🤣🤣💀
Mrs Angel Guvamatanga is now the biggest dairy milk supplier in the SADC. Victor Farm has become a powerhouse at the single-farm level, producing a record 32,000 litres/day. This is a dream come true after she forsook urban life for farm life.
Congratulations woman of excellence!
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Nge sudu eyi coffeee brown ngani yi 404 ezazithwqlq i pumula kudala
Football star Tawanda Chirewa who is based in Scotland today met Cde Mnangagwa. Chirewa said he was delighted to meet the First Resident whereupon he shared his vision with him.
I am deeply honoured to have met the President of Zimbabwe, Cde E.D. Mnangagwa. During our meeting, I had the privilege of sharing my vision and commitment to investing in our beloved country and contributing to its growth and development. Tawanda Chirewa said
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Yesterday It was Mexico's turn to say Abahambe🤣🤣🤣🤣
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South Africa is the best footballing nation and we’re also richer than any other African country, I understand why we are hated
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20000 unemployed found time during the week to go and witness what corruption can do for one person benuka imlomo
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Over 20 000 vapositori ve Johane masowe gathered to receive the G550 jet of their beloved mukuru wemazuva today at Gwanzura masowe
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Its not like he holds the keys to heaven🤣🤣
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What about the economy
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Skin yesandla ngani lisende why ?
You are only as strong as your mental state permits. We are not just strong in supporting #CAB3 even pakumhanya tinenge tichitoda. 15km done in 1hr30min!
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They stopped bosso Gin because abantu bebezagcwala inkani since ibhalwe “Bosso ngenkani”
📸 Police have seized a special gin to commemorate Highlanders Football Club’s 100th anniversary. Police say the “illicit substances” were brewed at a “backyard in Bulawayo.” The gin is widely sold in Bulawayo bars
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20000 unemployed people gathered to recieve a plane
20 000 vapostori converged the airport today to recieve an aircraft
Maihweee
Saka in an election Elder you cant compete ka imi ?
How do you convince 20 000 poor folks to celebrate wealth rubbed in their faces
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See that empty shelf they took mazoe and chakalaka sausages before burning the shop 🤣🤣🤣
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We have learnt something in Zimbabwe the moments you guys come out to deny it its the truth if it’s a lie, you don’t both commenting
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Improper fraction 345/8 🤣🤣🤣
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Trending video of a plus-size man and a lady dancing and enjoying their moment in a pool sparks reactions online
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The same space X you once banned and struggled to obtain a license you are celebrating today you guys are fools
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Thank you Elon Musk for bringing Starlink to Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼📡
Even at 51,000 feet, Billionaire Sir Wicknell Chivhayo’s Gulfstream G550 remains connected through Starlink’s high-speed internet, proving that the future of connectivity has truly arrived.
From Zimbabwe to the world, always online. ✈️ @Starlink @elonmusk @wicknellchivayo
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Ndues boy retweeted
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open.substack.com/pub/tadini…
Behind the sterile legal debates over Zimbabwe’s CAB3 proposals lies a harrowing material reality: a nation of citizens subjected to systematic psychological warfare, economic erasure, and civil death. To understand the true Zimbabwean human condition under ZANU-PF is to look past the political theatre and confront a engineered state of modern serfdom across urban high-densities, rural peripheries, and a fractured diaspora. Read the full in-depth critique on how a regime breaks a population’s will to resist, and why the clock is ticking on a dangerous threshold of collective fury.
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Dont buy a car with a wet belt you will hate cars
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What are the does and don’t for a first time car buyer?
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You are the one who doesnt know mathmatics 300k usd is juts 30 stacks of 10000 usd each fresh notes not ma dollar akachembera
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Hauzivi mari iwe… wakamboona kupi 300k inokwana mu envelope
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