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Neel Nanda retweeted
12 Oct 2023
The hilarious @neelnanda is coming to Philly! See him perform live on October 22nd at Punch Line 🎤
Secure your tickets at tinyurl.com/5ax6hmek 🎫
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Neel Nanda retweeted
10 May 2023
THIS WEEK! ➡️ You've got five chances to see comedian, actor, and writer @neelnanda live at @americancomco! Click to check out showtimes and win some tickets!
t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/500…
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11 Apr 2023
You know a Mexican restaurant is 🔥 if their bathroom smells like Mexico
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11 Apr 2023
Dallas I'm @HyenasComedy @HyenasDFW with @ralphbarbosa03 @ericbcomedy & more this week. Do not miss these shows!
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Neel Nanda retweeted
3 Apr 2023
I understand the opinion that talking about Reese and Clark’s taunts takes away from the focus on advancing women’s basketball, but I think the undeniable example of racism is a much more important topic at hand in this situation and can’t be ignored. It’s bigger than basketball
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Neel Nanda retweeted
16 Mar 2023
Stamptown is back in LA tonight at The Bourbon Room at 8:00pm
Special magic set from @BJMcElhaney
🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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Neel Nanda retweeted
11 Mar 2023
Less than a week until Stamptown returns to Los Angeles folks 🌴
Featuring a VERY special performance from @BJMcElhaney that we can’t wait to show you ✨
🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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Neel Nanda retweeted
7 Mar 2023
Stamptown back in LA next Thursday and the lineup is absolutely epic (duh)
Last 12 shows in LA have sold out so if you wanna come I’d buy them now
@BJMcElhaney said he’s going to do something crazy never done before!!
🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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6 Mar 2023
Plot twist I don’t have a girlfriend that was my dildo
6 Mar 2023
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t have a microphone under her bed. @neelnanda
Stream the latest season of Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7O57JO…
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22 Feb 2023
Dog sitting my friend’s dog in NYC and he started barking cause he heard sirens and I told him not to worry about the haters
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22 Feb 2023
Ice no Spice
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Neel Nanda retweeted
14 Jan 2023
It’s so selfish of NBA players to not purposely miss both free throws when free chicken sandwiches for an entire arena of people is on the line
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Neel Nanda retweeted
4 Jan 2023
The Bill of Rights was definitely written under the influence. @neelnanda
Stream the full set on YouTube: spr.ly/60163ukmr
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30 Dec 2022
NGL that looks exactly like me… with a much bigger 🍆
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28 Dec 2022
Last night Luka Doncic scored the first ever 60 point triple double in NBA history with 60/21/10 & I’ve already seen 10 tweets calling him “unathletic” 🤦🏾
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