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Mike @neilson

@Switcheroo, @UTBAPH, and probably some other stuff, too.

Joined July 2007
  • Tweets 9,559
  • Following 231
  • Followers 564
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Mike@neilson
31 Jan 2025
Holy shit we’re suddenly allowed to look at the original meaning of our constitutional Amendments and alter or remove them completely if the original meaning is not the current use? Did @realDonaldTrump just find the solution for this nation’s horrible issue with gun violence?
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Mike@neilson
12 Dec 2024
I miss Twitter
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Mike@neilson
9 Feb 2024
ERMS BE GONE!!! GERMS BE ONE!!!
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Johnson@moarhops
9 May 2023
Raw sewage be damned, a deal is a deal
Pittsburgh Union Progress 📰@ThePUPNews
9 May 2023
Our @PSabatini_PG files this report on a restaurant where you won't be eating tonight: unionprogress.com/2023/05/09…
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Mike@neilson
23 Mar 2023
The future is amazing
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Mike@neilson
17 Feb 2023
I don’t tweet much these days and that’s why.
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Mike@neilson
17 Feb 2023
.@altonbrown’s brother who tragically died when he got too close to a volcano.
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Mike@neilson
18 Nov 2022
just downloading our archives my man 💀
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
18 Nov 2022
And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol
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Mike@neilson
15 Aug 2022
Love it!
Matt Farley of Motern Media@MoternMedia
15 Aug 2022
6 miles down 14 to go Looking good in my @Switcheroo shirt! @neilson
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Mike@neilson
6 Aug 2022
Can confirm. Except he is taller in person.
Matt Farley of Motern Media@MoternMedia
6 Aug 2022
Matt Farley is exactly the same in person as he is on Twitter.
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Mike@neilson
29 Jul 2022
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 12 Jul 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Used to Be a Pizza Hut@UTBAPH
8 Jul 2022
Finally an easy one...
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Matt Farley of Motern Media@MoternMedia
14 Jun 2022
I never would have written the hit song “Used to be a Pizza Hut” if @neilson of @UTBAPH hadn’t suggested it. Tonight, I finally met him while he was visiting Salem, and presented him with thank-you gifts.
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Mike@neilson
28 Mar 2022
We could all really use some Uncle Phil right about now.
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Mike@neilson
28 Mar 2022
Now does his mom send him back to Philly?
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Mike@neilson
18 Mar 2022
South Side BK x800 cracked.com/article_28014_th…
Mike@neilson
10 Jan 2022
beasLEY!!!!!
Adam Beasley@AdamHBeasley
3 Jan 2022
Here's something totally bonkers: If the Colts lose to the Jaguars Sunday, the Raiders and Chargers would both get in with a tie. Literally, there would be no motivation for either team to do anything other than kneel it out 15 times each.
Mike@neilson
15 Aug 2021
Shot in the arm A bit too late Darlin’ you gave COVID Time to propagate
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Mike@neilson
4 Aug 2021
well played
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Mike@neilson
2 Jul 2021
If physics is real then how come you can shake a trash can upside down into a plastic bag for a full minute and then flip it back over and there is still stuff at the bottom of the trash can HUH?
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