Lots of great and funny re tweets with a few of my crappy one's mixed in.
Joined October 2014
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~...Wrap
My Soul
With
Your
Loyalty
Let
The
Love
Candle
..Burns
Without
Melting
🤍
🌹
IF
Loving
ME
Means
Breaking
Every
Rule
Then
Let
The
World
Burn..
🌹
🤍
You're
My Home
My Safe Place
My Peace Of Soul
That
Smell
..Of
My Dreams
I Wish
Upon
Every
STAR
IN
THE
SKY...~
#LOVE
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Mar 8
l love stalking. It's people watching of the social media world.
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Mar 7
How to beat depression:
1) Talk to someone
2) When that person says "just cheer up," beat that person with a baseball bat.
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1 Sep 2024
it's worth noting that some of my posts are intended for everyone, some are intended for no one, and some are intended for myself only
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22 Apr 2025
Sorry I don’t respond to men that have the same shirt on as their dog in their profile picture
That’s not my level of weird
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22 Apr 2025
You know how couples wear those necklaces that have half a heart dangling from each one?
Well these referee whistles come in packs of two
Here’s yours
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13 Oct 2025
Not miserable, not happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing
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May 19
Life is short say goodbye to the negative people around you!
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Feb 4
Never doubt the power of music. A good song can do wonders for the soul.
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Jun 13
The night shift of the universe always clocks out.What feels endless to the heart is often just a season. Somewhere ahead, you'll laugh without remembering what once kept you awake…..
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Jun 12
Asking AI if something is AI is peak mid-2020s irony.
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11h
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re super excited and elated about opening a fresh pack of Swedish dishcloths*
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Twitter tip: To get a follow back never ask for a follow back
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Dear sleep... sorry we broke up this morning
I want you back
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Explain it to me like you're not sure what you're talking about
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Mar 5
Marry someone who is weird and can always make you laugh. Everyone gets old. We don't need boredom to kill us too.
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Mar 6
Don't really know what "work casual" clothes are, but I'm pretty sure it does not include crocs with socks.
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