i’m a psychic consultant™ and a life coach™ 💙
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The cost of sanity in this society is a certain level of alienation
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That's why they got fuck all type of entities and eldritch horrors living there
The Appalachian mountains are older than SATURN’S rings? Holy shit
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he has incredibly haunting eyes. absolutely no one is home. piloted by something else
Clavicular announces that he will also be getting laser beard hair removal, saying that having a beard is “cope”😳
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Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die
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doing this to a guy is usually a lot funnier than sex
This made me think of when some chick was stroking my dick through my pants for like an hour at Double Down, then didn’t come home with me because she’s “not that kind of girl.”
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a.j. ⚧️🛸 retweeted
A lot of people’s problems would be solved if they actually put in the effort to discover their true will and live in complete alignment with it. It’s hard, but through that effort, you liberate yourself from so much pain.
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Give me money and ill talk to you show me how bad you want it
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pissing myself reading this, im making my subs and simps do the suicide shot
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I’ve been leaving comments on a hot Brazilian daddy bear’s post for about a month and I just realized he’s AI.
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The reason CPTSD goes undiagnosed: it doesn’t look like trauma. It looks like personality.
PTSD is an event. CPTSD is an environment you couldn’t escape during, most often, your formative years. It’s trauma that gets woven into the fabric you mistake for identity.
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young guys in this town keep walking up to me high and just start trauma dumping. its fine idc, i’ll just sit there & listen (because what the fuck else am i doing anyway, also nothing phases me) but holy shit nothing snaps you back to Offline Reality quite like: “my grandma was a meth head & got me hooked on dabs when i was 9. she’s dead now & i need to join the military” being small talk
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also btw this is why im a leftist & not some shitass right winger & full of shit centrist liberal type. because i think these people deserve a better quality of life and are not societal scourges who need to be treated like pests 👍🏻
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The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years, per NYT
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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a.j. ⚧️🛸 retweeted
no it was the fucking sea shanties
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the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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why do left wing organizers only ever want to live in big expensive cities, catering to gentrifiers & people who make over 6 figs all the time? where are the warrior’s heart mfs who wanna organize all the poor people in syracuse? it has the some of the worst schools in the state
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you may even find me skittering around, being up to normalmaxxedaj business
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a.j. ⚧️🛸 retweeted
The term "ex situationship" has no gravitas, it demures, it sanitizes, and it is false. Try "the shordty that broke me" instead.
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It's not a coincidence that the richest man in history is also the saddest, most pathetic, unlikeable cunt in history
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