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Mya retweeted
I'm the type of hoe middle name barnacle
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May 23
introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live
(doing this in order)
1. Underscores (2021)
2. 100 gecs (2021)
3. Bladee (2025)
4. Autechre (2025)
5. Evanora:Unlimited (2026)
not including a few tiny artists who happened to be performing at an event i went to that's it
introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists youve seen live
1. Femtanyl
2. Machine Girl
3. Faxyne
4. Barnaul Orchestra
5. Vaanchig Batzorig
6. Dose Letale
7. Molly's Cake
8. DJ Plaisir
9. goreshit
10. sigmatus
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May 23
I did almost go to Death Grips but my spouse didn't want me to so I couldn't. Part of why I haven't seen many concerts is just that they didn't wanna go do anything and I couldn't really go with other people
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Mya retweeted
May 23
GUUURFF.... -snuffle- OOOOOGH.....AAAAAAGH.....
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May 22
The whole time I was on vacation my camera's iso was set to 100. I ain't notice bro I hope my photos didn't all get overexposed to shit
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May 22
i was almost Brooklyn. 10 years later and people say i seem more like a Brooklyn than a Mya and I just have to live with it.
May 18
Trans girls what are your almost names? Mine are Saoirse, Alice, Amelia and Gwen (Gwen isn't actually my name)
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May 22
making out with them after they give me head so i can taste myself
If you refuse to kiss your partner after they give you head your a pathetic loser btw
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Mya retweeted
May 22
My connection to womanhood is my dick connecting to her cervix
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Mya retweeted
6 Oct 2025
If all the servers and cooks at this place did the Rape of Nanjing and every single resident was my grandma I would immediately swear my life to Hirohito
6 Oct 2025
I'm at a barbeque bar in Richmond and they got a chubby server in blue jeans and a crop top. I'm not fucking going back to Louisiana.
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May 21
For context: this is 180$ worth of socks. Over the years I'd been gifted 8 pairs of various socks from this company and they had a lifetime warranty, wore holes in all of em, and just sent em back to get the value back as a gift card and upgraded to the full cushion heavyweights.
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May 21
Realizing I didn't post many of the stories and things I've been telling people about my trip lately. Might do that now
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May 21
I don't care about the rest of the industry, but as long as I am alive, Fernet-Branca will meet its gen Z sales initiatives.
Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they arenβt drinking?
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Mya retweeted
May 20
Here is some haiku from around 250 years ago. From the Penguin Haiku Anthology.
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