bruh

Joined January 2024
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Simple HTTP server from scratch in C Features: - Serves static files (HTML, images, etc.) - Content-type detection - Basic error handling (404, 403) Only ~200 lines of code.
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Every time I write login, I do one small thing on line 122 that looks completely pointless. If the email isn't in the database, I still run a bcrypt compare against a dummy hash before I return. Why would you hash a password for a user that doesn't exist? Because of timing. If you return early the moment the user is missing, that path is fast. The path where the user does exist is slow, because bcrypt is slow on purpose. An attacker times your responses and now knows which emails are registered. That's user enumeration. So I make both paths cost about the same. User exists or not, the response comes back in roughly the same time. Nothing leaks. Small detail, big difference. Detailed video on this coming soon, stay tuned.
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💙🧡🤍🗽
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I was writing tests for this project and I didn’t know when I slept off. Writing tests is always boring to me 😩
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I be failing to find that clutch move to fully seal my dominance.
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Mate in 4 for White
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Often I feel like I’m out of sync with the rest of the world. I don’t watch World Cup. I haven’t participated in $SPCX IPO. I haven’t tried Fable. Anyway, is time to lock in and solve some LeetCode in C
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did you know that most programming languages are just "C wrappers"
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Total EBITDA of all Elon Musk companies is $20bn yet the combined market cap is almost $4tr. Financial engineering at its absolute finest.
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Two things I’d spend the rest of next week adding into my project Elasticsearch: → replacing ILIKE queries with proper full text search → fuzzy matching ("jolof" finds "Jollof Rice") → filter by price, dietary, allergens at search level Mocking tests: → mock interfaces for DB, Redis, Paystack → test every service method in isolation → no real database needed to run tests
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solved my first binary tree problem today after learning about trees by reading grokking algorithms and watching a youtube video, took me a few submissions to get it right
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Applied as a Infra Engineer at Railway :)
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Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe
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Chess has hundreds of millions of players. OTB chess still doesn't have a great social app. My co-founders and I are building it. We're looking for a strong full-stack engineer Send: • LinkedIn/CV • Chess level/experience • Salary range Contact details in 🧵
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Hey guys, I'm available for all .NET roles/gigs. Put a dev on.
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Replying to @_Nyamburaaaaaa
What else is there to narrate?
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Chess games to watch Morphy vs Duke Karl & Count Isouard Paris, 1858 (Opera Game) Tal vs Botvinnik World Championship 1960, Game 6 Ding vs. Nepo 2023 ( self-pin) game Nakamura vs Gelfand Zurich Chess Challenge, 2015 Carlsen vs Nepomniachtchi World Championship 2021, Game 6
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I swear, VSCode has the worst distraction-free mode
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my move got a Royal fork 😎
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Me: std::move(x) C : Cool. Me: So it's moved? C : I didn't say that.
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