Boston MBTA parody account. Tweet your complaints & compliments.
Joined August 2017
- Tweets 1,918
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- Followers 798
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MBTA? retweeted
11 May 2022
Condolences to the family but I cannot wait for this documentary
10 May 2022
A man found floating on a raft in the ocean off the coast of Rhode Island in 2016 after his boat sank has been indicted on charges alleging he killed his mother at sea to inherit the family’s estate.
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MBTA? retweeted
7 Aug 2021
Reading the news about a horrific crime:
“This documentary is going to be incredible”.
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MBTA? retweeted
18 Oct 2020
(At Whole Foods)
Me: excuse me, ma’am, where is the Blue cheese?
Lady: I don’t work here
Me: I know that
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MBTA? retweeted
5 May 2020
can’t forget my
phone, 📞
wallet, 💳
keys, 🔑
surgical mask and gloves🦠
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MBTA? retweeted
2 May 2020
For my appetizer I would like 3 miniature cheeseburgers and then for my entree I’m gonna have one of your regular size cheeseburgers please
-me ordering at @Applebees
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MBTA? retweeted
15 Aug 2019
Followers, I want to share my fitness journey with you. It all started in 1988 when was born with good genetics.
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MBTA? retweeted
3 Sep 2019
*Train announcer comes on*
“Does anyone have any dry cleaning? We need a coat hanger up at the head car”
...well that’s a new one @universalhub @MBTA_CR
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MBTA? retweeted
3 Sep 2019
JUST IN: Crews battle fire at an @MBTA Commuter Rail storage facility in Somerville.
#NBC10Boston
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MBTA? retweeted
31 Aug 2019
Last year, Maryland OL Jordan McNair died of heat stroke.
He wore #79.
Maryland won 79-0 today.
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MBTA? retweeted
23 Aug 2019
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been on the @MBTA when it caught on fire and had to walk the tracks in Malden and climb through a hole they cut in the fence 🙋🏻♀️
#OrangeLine
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MBTA? retweeted
15 Apr 2011
The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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Step right up! Place yah bets!
12 Aug 2019
Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for commuter rail roulette! Aka, Monday. @MBTA @MBTA_CR @universalhub @FixTheMBTAnow @MassGovernor @marty_walsh
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MBTA? retweeted
9 Aug 2019
Entire @MBTA RL Alewife train just got unloaded at Park. RL is fucked. @universalhub
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MBTA? retweeted
9 Aug 2019
Based on the hard work & dedication of the women/men of the Transit Police the #MBTA has experienced the lowest crime rate in it's recorded history for 40 straight months. Working w/our riding public we can continue this great accomplishment. #SeeSomethingSaySomething
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MBTA? retweeted
9 Aug 2019
Derailments, late trains
Three 66 busses in a row
Fare increase for what?
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