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as a child i read brian jacques redwall series in its entirety and i would have vivid hallucinations that looked like this as i drifted off into day dreams while my social studies teacher droned on about womens suffrage
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Scotland : Partying with Bostonians
South Korea: Getting drunk with Mexicans
Freddy: Red carpet tour through the South
England:
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The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City.
The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]
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This is cool but it would be way cooler if Washington had a Colosseum
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There’s a photograph going around of me and two friends speaking with President Trump and we’d rather you not further spread it, thank you
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Jun 12
Pretty crazy that Elon is only worth $1 Trillion
Thats like 200 miles of California high speed rail
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It would be cool if the flight attendants from different airlines had feuds and would physically fight if they crossed into one another’s “turf”. Maybe we can racialize the airlines to make this happen-American gets the asians, Alaska gets the blacks, United gets the whites, etc
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Jun 12
I just came from Germany for the World Cup and there’s a Lego store in the airport! America is full of surprises
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Jun 12
They’re beating us to the cool poasts now
Jun 11
Completely deranged.
ALT A graphic featuring Donald Trump holding an umbrella in front of a red light. Text on screen is a quote from Trump on his plans for Iran tonight: "Bomb the shit out of them."
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Jun 12
Not me and my boys. we’re clean as a whistle
Jun 11
So many of you are going to get girlfriends that immediately break up with you once they see what you tweet. So so many of you.
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You see on social media a lot of Definitive “do x or else y will happen!” with regard to parenting, all that information probably makes a certain type of person go crazy. But i wonder how much of it is a result of a loss of the idea of virtue as doing what is proper in a situation not too much not too little. And all that information can be condensed to a framework of using prudence instead of drowning in arguments and trying to remember it all for your specific circumstance
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Jun 12
I think this can get applied to a lot of things actually-getting too caught up on what to do and what’s going to happen instead of living with virtue and prudence and letting it sort itself out
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Jun 11
Same people applauding this will say a Rothko isn’t beautiful
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Jun 10
Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart
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